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Member Since: 2005

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Twisted Imp Sarcastic Humor : Twisted Imp on Children

All designs are available in both boy and girl colours! If you want a different colour than what is offered here, please contact me twisted_imp@hotmail.com and I'll make it available for you!

Little Bum, Big Stink

Little Bum, Big Stink
The foulest odours known to man are found coming from some of the littlest bums. This sarcastic design is found on onesies, tshirts and bibs, in several colours! Little Bum, Big Stink indeed!

Daddy's Lil Squirt

Daddy's Lil Squirt
Pretty self explanatory, lol! Available on bibs, onesies, t shirts!

Formula Sucks!

Formula Sucks!
*NEW DESIGN*If only babies could talk! Formula Sucks! is a perfect design for a baby shower, new baby gift, or baby announcement! Available in many colours!

I Get Boob, Daddy's Jealous

I Get Boob, Daddy's Jealous
NEW! From the mouths of babes, if only they could speak! I Get Boob Whenever I Want (Daddy's Jealous) is perfect on a t shirt, bib, or onesie great gift for a new baby, baby shower. Many colors!

Twisted Imp I Only Look Sweet and Innocent

Twisted Imp I Only Look Sweet and Innocent
I think pretty much every child needs one of these warnings! They can go from looking like the perfect angel to being a little hellion in less than 60 seconds! Available in pink and blue! Can be cu

Yard Apes And Future Yard Apes

Yard Apes And Future Yard Apes
The term Yard Ape describes the kids rampaging around around the back yard! Design is available on t shirts, bibs, sweatshirts, and onesies! Available in pink and blue!

I Don't Wipe Myself

I Don't Wipe Myself
This design is available in pink and blue for your little one! Think about it...babies need do nothing but exist to bend us to their will. Their every need is tended to with tenderness and joy.

Twisted Imp Cute, But Drooly

Twisted Imp Cute, But Drooly
Design in pink and blue! Babies are adorable...even when they've got a huge string of drool dangling off their chin. Anyone else would make you gag, but you'll gladly kiss a baby covered in drool



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