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A twisted sense of humour is what you'll find at Twisted Imp. For the softer side of Imp, please check out Sweet Nothings!

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Twisted Imp Sarcastic Humor : Twisted Imp on Valentine's Day

Twisted Imp Drunk and Ugly

Murder is Second

Twisted Imp Resident Love Goddess

Twisted Imp Resident Love Goddess
She's not just a wife, a girlfriend, a mother...She's the Resident Love Goddess! Perfect for the woman in your life for Valentine's Day!

Valentines For Little Ones

Valentines For Little Ones
Little ones are the sweetest Valentines, so here's a design for them!

Twisted Imp Wife Puts Out

Twisted Imp Wife Puts Out
for all the husbands out there...Valentine's day is a gimme. Put the slightest effort in, and you're guaranteed nooky. Just like on birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, provided you don't forget!

Chocolate Gets You Laid

Chocolate Gets You Laid
Lets face it, if you're involved with anyone, Valentine's Day is an easy score day. Make the slightest bit of effort, and you're gonna be getting lucky!



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