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Here you'll find designs about marriage with the sarcastic humor that is the signature of Twisted Imp. New designs are added frequently, so be sure to come back, again and again!

Wifezilla

Wifezilla
A design or warning label for those who have graduated from Bridezilla to Wifezilla! The strong, 'get it done' wives, this is the design for them! Click here for tshirts, coffee mugs, sweatshirts, s

Family Psych Experiment

Family Psych Experiment
Perhaps this should be given to a bride to be or a groom to be, a warning about their inlaws!

Twisted Imp Resident Love Goddess

Twisted Imp Resident Love Goddess
She's not a housewife, or a stay at home mom, she's the Resident Love Goddess! Let her know with this design, available on coffee mugs, t shirts, sweatshirts and more!

Married Men Live Longer

Married Men Live Longer
Studies show married men live longer, DAMN IT! This design is available on t shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, mousepads! Perfect for any wife or husband, groom or bride with a twisted sense of humor!

Twisted Imp Marriage and the O-Zone

Twisted Imp Marriage and the O-Zone
Forget car emissions, air polution, and hairspray!Everyone knows that sex decreases after marriage...so its the REAL killer of the O-Zone! Find this original design on t shirts, sweat shirts, mugs, m

Life Insurance Pays Better Than Alimony

Life Insurance Pays Better Than Alimony
Til death do us part...cause Life Insurance Pays Better Than Alimony! This original Twisted Imp design is available on t shirts, sweatshirts, track suits, mugs, hats and mouse pads, as well as many o

Marriage, The Original Game of Survival

Marriage, The Original Game of Survival
Forget being stranded on an island! Marriage is the original game of out play, out wit, and out last! There's no immunity here...if you're married, you're in the Game!

Twisted Imp Ultimate Survival Game

Twisted Imp Ultimate Survival Game
Marriage is not only the original game of survival, its also the ULTIMATE game! This design is available in both purple and blue!

Twisted Imp Marriage and Pot

Twisted Imp Marriage and Pot
Ah, Canada. Smoke a joint, same sex marriage...its all ok here!



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