Gym Shirts Under $20

I just want to look good naked

Cardio Sucks

God must love calories, because he made so many.

Cake now, Salad later

If it were easy, then everyone would look like thi

I don't glisten, I sweat.

I don't sweat, I glisten.

I flunked gym class

This is my gym shirt

Here to meet boys

Here to meet girls

Racquet ball players do it with blue balls

I see you looking

Shut up and lift

Silently judging you

I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet

The six pack I want comes in cans

Picked last in gym class

I ate two donuts on my way here

I'm sweaty and naked under this shirt

100% organic: No plastic, botox, or silicone

Move over, skinny

I can burn more calories than you

The right to bare arms

Beer Runner

Body by me

With a body like this, who needs hair?

Cyclists do it between their legs.

Eat. Sleep. Bodybuild.

I get enough exercise, just pushing my luck

I'm here for the eye candy

I failed phys ed

I failed physical education

Will flex for attention

Put some fun between your legs

Got your tickets to the gun show

I'd hit the gym more if it had a smoking section

Sofa King

Sofa Queen

A hard woman is good to find

This shirt used to be alot smaller than me.

I don't need to workout anymore. I'm married.

Yes, I lift weights. No, I won't help you move.

No, I'm not on steroids, but thanks for asking

My other body is in the shop

I don't need a personal trainer

Picked last in gym class

Results not typical

Run like a girl

Runners do it for hours

Runners keep it up for hours

Yeah, I run like a girl. Try to keep up.

Shut the fuck up and train

Sports bras do me no justice

Save a beam. Straddle a gymnast.

Trust me, I'm a personal trainer

For your viewing pleasure

I keep trying to lose weight, but it always finds

Weight lifters do it and get sweaty

If weight is a number, then mine is unlisted

Wishful shrinking

Will work for protein

Yes, that does make you look fat

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