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I wish I knew how to quit you

my computer goes down on me

france sucks but paris swallows

I'm complicated

two in the goo one in the poo

pimp juice

it seemed like a good idea


My love is like a snowflake: complex

I Lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Was your dad in the Airforce? You're the bomb.

Can I walk through your bushes and climb your moun

I'm addicted to yes and allergic to no

Do you believe in love at first sight?

If I could rearrange the alphabet ...

Are you religious? I'm the answer to your prayers.

Nice ass. May I wear it as a hat?

Do you have a bandaid?

I'm like a car. Wax me and ride me

I'm a banker. I use the withdrawal method.

I'll be your friend ... with benefits

I have big feet.

I'm like a blizzard

Damn! I'm glad I'm not blind.

Excuse me, are you accepting applications?

There are 265 bones in the body.

Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

In a game of chess, would you mate with me?

Come back in a couple beers.

I hope you know CPR

Are those curves?

I may not be the cutest, but I'm talking to you.

Is your daddy a baker? Nice buns.

Is your dad a dealer? 'Cause you're dope.

Is your dad retarded? 'Cause you're special.

Am I dead? 'Cause this must be heaven.

My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.


I'm a diver. I go really deep.

Anything drugs can do. I can do with my tongue.

Hi, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

I'm easy. It looks like you're hard.

I'm easy. Just like Sunday morning.

My face is leaving in 5 minutes. Be on it.

Do i need a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

I don't do fat girls.

Fat Penguin

I'm not a Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

You must be the cause of global warming.

If I were you, I'd go out with me.

Greetings and salivations

My name is Haywood Jablome

How was heaven when you left it?

I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?

You look like you could use some hot chocolate.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

If I were a squirell, could I bust a nut?

Are you Jamaican?

Is there a keg in your pants?

Be my lab partner? We've got chemistry.

I've got a lawyer's ass. Yep, it's firm.

This isn't a beer belly.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

If you were the Virgin Mary, could I bless you?

Math Tutor: Add you and me, let's mutliply.

I melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Got a quarter? I need to call and thank your mom.

I like every muscle in your body

I'm like a blizzard. I'll give you 8-10 inches.

All you need is LOVE

Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

No strings attached.

I noticed you noticing me.

I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of

Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

If I pet you, will you come home with me?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

C'mon, you can't get pregnant again.

Pardon me, mind if I push your stool?

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

Do you like puzzles?

I'd rather be Awesome

Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I put the

I'll make you shiver when I deliver.

Do you like short affairs? I've got all weekend.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Smile, if you want to sleep with me.

I'm like a snowflake. Wet and salty.

I'm like fabric softener. Let's snuggle.

You should be someone's wife.

Spooning leads to forking.

Stop, drop, and roll. You're on fire.

Tell your boyfriend to stop staring at me.

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