MAD COWScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. - Dave Barry |
WORDS ON SHIRTSA truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. |
ATTITUDEYou're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams |
BLOCK WORDSIt is not enough to be busy; so are the ants. The question is: What are we busy about? |
CINCO DE MAYOIt marks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Puebla! |
COFFEE DESIGNSI always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner |
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I HATE SPAM / HI TECHWorry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength. --Corrie Ten Boom |
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IMAGINE ARTLife is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon |
LOVE & HUGSYou cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it? Steven Wright |
LOVE MAKES...When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elaine Boosler |
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sub URBAN BEATFreedom is just Chaos, with better lighting. - Alan Dean Foster |
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T-SHIRT ARTArt is what you can get away with. Andy Warhol |
BABY DOLL JRI base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. Gilda Radner |
BIRTHDAYSBirthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live. |
CAMISOLESI am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor |
SLEEPWEARAny girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy Lamarr |
ANIMALSDid you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. |
KIDS/INFANTSIf Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
MATERNITYYou'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. Robin Williams |
MUSIC/BANDSThe problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. |
SPORTS/LEISUREI went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield |
