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Lets play Pollo Truly humor does not get more sophisticated than this...Buy one for all your intellectual friends to wear in the think tank. There are 2 styles for you to choose, sorry tortillas not available. |
Tree Hugger Funny shirts and gifts for tree huggers and the people that mock them. Why do the things I hug always give me splinters? |
Cool Beans! These shirts are like fer sure radical. They come in like 2 styles and they are awesome. They have this like 80's vibe and saying. Cool Beans! |
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Gimme My Stickers! I want my sticker book back how about you? I miss the scratch n sniff ones the most. Cool 80's nostalgia gifts. |
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It's my Shirt Label Retro style labels that say this shirt belongs to. Personalize it with a marker or slap a nametag on it. |
Don't try at home It's time the burning stick figure man got a new slogan. Whatever you do. Don't try this at home. |
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Really High Five How do Astronauts congratulate themselves when they did a good job? That's what I thought. High Five, no really really high five! |
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Loafing Around Whether you love to chill out max and relax, take a nap or simply vegetate, this design is for you. Don't get lazy on me. Buy it! |
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80 mpg Gas prices got you down? Who need to go 80 mph when you can get 80 mpg? Cool road sign style graphic is guaranteed to stop traffic. |
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Unlimited Edition Not available in the finest boutiques only available here, it's an exclusive brand name designer unlimited edition available for an unlimited time only so get yours now before we have more to sell. |
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Parachute Logic It's all downhill from here. Well technically it's all down from here, but that didn't sound as good. |
Lei'd in the Shade Have fun in the sun and get lei'd in the shade. Old saying gets a Hawaiian twist. It's perfect for summer. Aloha. |
It's the retro balm! It's not the bomb, it's the balm! Be totally kissable with this vintage faded retro style design. |
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That's so Crude It's about time someone gave new meaning to the term crude t-shirt. The only thing offensive about this crude is the price you pay at the pump! |
Meat Tray Love For anyone who has ever been inspired by what they see on their travels be it some meat, a tray, or some love. |
Iron On Hey remember iron on t-shirts? Your mom would iron on that image you got free with ten boxes of cereal but she would do a lousy job and it would totally crackle once it hit the wash. Ahhh memories. |
It's an Antique Remember the days when you would type a whole page then forgot one comma and had to retype the whole thing over again. No? Me neither, Thank God. |
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The Pretentious T-shirt Look I could have submitted this design into a t-shirt contest but I didn't. I made it available to you. It's got everything. A cityscape, broken heart, bloody tears, even a random turtle. So buy one. |
Brand Name Clothing Everyone loves a designer label or a brand name. Get yours here. No designer label prices. Get a hot brand at an affordable price. Sense of humor required. |
You are a winner! Be a winner with these confidence boosting tees and gifts. Yes self esteem can now be purchased. |
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Motivate Thyself! After a hard day workin for the man you know what your goals are and they have nothing to do with hanging off a cliff. So celebrate your real goals with design. |
Save the World Save the World. Kill a minivan. The perfect gift for those of us who still drive normal cars. |
Crazy 80s Visor Remember the 80s light bulb visor? They are making a comeback, so celebrate with this design. |
Life ain't Groovy Ahhh Life. It's not always wonderful. You are not always kicking back in a hammock overlooking a lake, while reminiscing about spending time on your yacht. So why not buy a shirt that tells it like it |
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Mullet pride Business in the front party in the back. Yee haw. Keep on mullet tasking with these shirts. 2 styles for you! |
Messy Garage If you can fit 1 car into a 3 car garage, you are doing something wrong! This design is perfect for Dad, or anyone else who can't fit a car in the garage. |
Just Funny Grab Bag An assortment of quality novelty products that make you snort milk out of your nose. Not intellectual. Not Snobby. Not pretentious. Just Goofy silly fun! Enjoy. |
Spring Broke Dark T-Shirt $23.99 |



































