The Shorter the Skirt, the Sweeter the Deal

Welcome!

Women - is it time to express yourselves with a 'Candy Bust' coffee mug or a 'Does God Watch When I Masturbate?' T-shirt?

Men - is it time to show your true colors with a 'Sent To the Corner' wall clock or a pair of 'A Mere Machine' boxer shorts?

Browse below among words and artwork from the guttural writings and interactive mind games of my blog, and click the ones you like to see available merchandise. Have fun!

Love from your own little sellout slut,
Trixie

A Mere Machine

A Mere Machine
For the days (and nights) when you want to shut down your brain - or stop someone else from doing it!

Candy Bust

Candy Bust
For the buster and the bustee!

Does God Watch When I Masturbate?

Does God Watch When I Masturbate?
The eternal question for the eternal activity!

Dress Me Up

Dress Me Up
Don't know which style to display today? Display them all!

Sent To the Corner

Sent To the Corner
For naughty girls and boys to repent in - until it's time to lose it!

Quotes and Slogans

Quotes and Slogans
Sentences to affect how you see the world...or how the world sees you!


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