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Welcome!
Welcome to my new online store! Thanks to CafePress.com, I am now selling a number of products with unique graphics on them. Please feel free to browse my store and buy anything you like!

Lindsay Fully Loaded

Lindsay Fully Loaded
Drugs, alcohol, car chases through the streets of Santa Monica! This one's got it all! Don't worry though Lindsay has a cast iron defense. The car was doing the driving...

Smile!

Smile!
Smile! You're on CCTV. Somebody, somewhere, is watching you......

Bollocks

Bollocks
Rubbish? Nonsense? Claptrap? It's just bollocks.

Dweeb

Dweeb
Dweebs unite!

Dork

Dork
There's nothing wrong with being a dork.

Nerd

Nerd
Nerds ARE cool!

Geek

Geek
You a geek? Wear it proud!

Wicked Awesome

Wicked Awesome
You don't have to be from Boston to say it..... but it sure sounds better if you are!

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth

The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth
The Geeks will rule the world!

Security

Security
Infiltrate all the best events with this classic Security t-shirt.

Jesus Loves You

Jesus Loves You
Jesus Loves You.... but he loves me more!!

Born in Namibia

Born in Namibia
Get on the Brangelina bandwagon with this cute "Born in Namibia" message for the little one in your life.

Out of your league

Out of your league
Tired of constantly being hit on by undesirable guys? Tell it like it is with this simple message: "Out of your league"

One day closer to retirement

One day closer to retirement
For those who just can't wait to leave work behind......

Sidewalk is my runway

Sidewalk is my runway
The perfect message for all you divas out there!

Shirt off my back

Shirt off my back
Everything comes with a price....

Sugar & Spice

Sugar & Spice
The perfect message for the sweet - and not so sweet - girl in all of us.....

Stop Staring

Stop Staring
Tired of people staring at your chest? Or just have a great sense of humor? This cheeky message brings people in close to read the tiny font - and then tells them "STOP STARING AT MY CHEST"!

Employee of the Month

Employee of the Month
Find out whether your boss appreciates office humor.......

Holier than thou

Holier than thou
C'mon, you know you're better than everyone. Why hide it?

Geek Magnet

Geek Magnet
Proud of your ability to pull geeks away from their computers and video games?

Technocrat

Technocrat
tech-no-crat (noun): an expert who is a member of a highly skilled elite group.
Sounds like you, doesn't it?!

Cheney Hunting

Cheney Hunting
Tease Republicans with this hilarious cartoon parody re-enacting the recent unfortunate Cheney hunting accident. It features Dick Cheney in his hunting outfit. He wasn't hunting "wabbits."

Su Doku

Su Doku
The perfect gift for a brainiac... Clothing that's also a puzzle. This Su Doku design comes with a puzzle on the front. Where possible we've included the solution on the back.

Vintage

Vintage
This "Vintage" design may not have come from a thrift shop, but it's still cool.

Good Clothes

Good Clothes
If you need an excuse for the way you're dressed, here's the perfect solution. See it on a wide variety of clothes for guys and girls.

Your Message Here

Your Message Here
Make people think with this funny message. And maybe make some extra cash in the process!

Sci-Fi Babe

Sci-Fi Babe
Just because you love sci-fi doesn't mean you can't be a hot babe too!

Haven't Got a Clue

Haven't Got a Clue
Whether you're dumb - or just appear to be - you can still be cool and stylish in this design.

Prepare to be Disappointed

Prepare to be Disappointed
A fair warning to others.... Prepare to be Disappointed!

iPutz

iPutz
Want to poke fun of the president? You'll be clever when you do it with this funny iPod spoof design. Available in 4 colors, on a range of clothing and other items.

Intelligent Design?

Intelligent Design?
Intelligent Design made a mistake when it put this President together...

President Evil

President Evil
You know in your heart he's evil. Now you can let everyone know. President Evil is available on a range of t-shirts and gift items.

iDiot

iDiot
Want to poke fun of the president? You'll be clever when you do it with this funny iPod spoof design. Available in 4 colors, on a range of clothing and other items.

Whiney is what I do best

Whiney is what I do best
Are you a professional whiner? If so, you need this shirt. Maybe someone out there will listen to you...

What's not to love?

What's not to love?
You're perfect. You've got it all. Now everybody else needs to know it! "What's not to love?" with this clever design.

For Hot Girls

For Hot Girls
Cute, flirty designs for the hot girl in all of us!

Religious Humor

Religious Humor
We've got humorous designs for saint and sinner: Devout Atheist, Devout Agnostic, Lapsed Catholic, Scientology Recruiter, and Sinner.

Do-Able

Do-Able
Are you "do-able"? This naughty design tells all on shirts and underwear.

iPit

iPit
Show off your favorite breed - the pit bull - with this cute parody of the famous iPod ad. Available in 4 colors on many items.

Front and Back

Front and Back
At last a t-shirt that makes your life easier! Front goes on the front, and back on the back. Simple!

Back to Front

Back to Front
Mess with people's minds with this back to front design. The "Back" logo is on the front, and the "Front" logo is on the back.

Shoes Matter

Shoes Matter
Everyone should know how much shoes matter, right?

Shoe Addict

Shoe Addict
Are you a Shoe Addict??

I Heart Shoes

I Heart Shoes
Do you LOVE shoes? Then you'll love these t-shirts and gifts!

iPotty

iPotty
Potty users of all ages can appreciate this fun design. Available in 4 colors: Orange, Pink, Blue and Green.

iPee

iPee
Learn the correct posture to pee with this funny design. Available in 4 colors: Orange, Pink, Blue and Green.

iPoop

iPoop
Pooping has never been more fun. Available in 4 colors: Orange, Pink, Blue and Green.

Beauty Queen

Beauty Queen
You don't need to be a pageant winner to be a Beauty Queen...

Fashion Victim

Fashion Victim
Don't be a fashion victim! Be stylish with these 3 fun designs.

Daddy's Little Princess

Daddy's Little Princess
You're never too old to be Daddy's Little Princess!

Divorced & Loving It

Divorced & Loving It
For those who are thrilled to be single once again, this design is for you! See it on a variety of clothing and gifts.

Single & Loving It

Single & Loving It
The perfect design for all those fabulous single girls out there.

Senior At The Wheel

Senior At The Wheel
We know they're out there and the public needs to be warned! The "Senior at the Wheel" slogan comes in both Warning and Danger signs and on variety of products.

Elderly & Bewildered

Elderly & Bewildered
Do you know what's going on? If not you might be Elderly & Bewildered. Warn others of the impending danger with this notice. The signs come in both Warning and Danger flavors.

Vehicle Operated By...

Vehicle Operated By...
You can't stop the Elderly Bewildered from driving, but you can take steps to warn others. Available in both Warning and Danger designs.

Engineers are Well Grounded

Engineers are Well Grounded
Can engineers be clever and stylish.....?

Baby Gifts

Baby Gifts
Nothing could be cuter than this collection of cute and funny baby items. Our best seller features a parody of the familiar iPod ads, iPotty!

Danger Explosive Gases

Danger Explosive Gases
A warning for the unsuspecting. Watch for explosive and possibly poisonous gases in the area!

Cheeky Bastard

Cheeky Bastard
The British can spot a Cheeky Bastard miles away, but Americans need help. Let them know you're a Cheeky Bastard in your own impertinent way.

Wanker

Wanker
Are you a wanker? Don't try and hide it......

Chavtastic

Chavtastic
Are you a robbing scally? Need something more blinging than Burberry? Get this "Chavtastic" design here. And yes it is available in hoodies...

ASBO Pending

ASBO Pending
Whether you're really a drunken yob - or just a wannabe - this one's for you! Don't know what an ASBO is? You're probably not cool enough to wear this design.

Get Off the Cell Phone

Get Off the Cell Phone
Warn other drivers at your displeasure. Available in Bumper Stickers or post cards you can leave on their windshield.


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