Welcome to Triplanetary Traders, the official home of gifts with GRR-attitude! Snarky and transgressional bumper stickers and T-shirts are our specialty. If you're fed up with environmentalists, border-crashing aliens, liberals, and politicians of all stripes, this is your shop!

Vote for Nobody Vote For Nobody!	ContraIllegals Support immigration when it's legal, but oppose the invasion of America by criminal aliens? Have we got intellectual force fields for you!	ContraGreen Everything you need to oppose the Green Inquisition!
Snarky Stuff Crazy stuff that I can't categorize. Lots of Laffs!	And_I_Vote! If you vote, tell the world what motivates you!	Christmas Attitude Tired of the trend toward wishing people "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"? Put Christmas back into the holiday season by wearing -- and sharing -- these gifts with an attitude!