Toxic Tops – A collection of rude, crude, offensive and socially unacceptable tees, buttons, magnets, stickers and more. Are you Sarcastic? Not really a “People Person?” Are you sick of dealing with idiots? Or are you just a pirate? Get a sweatshirt, mousepad, trucker hat or coffee mug that shares your off beat sense of humor with everyone. From the social commentary to the just plain weird and twisted – Toxic Tops has you covered!
Wanting something a little more personal? We have you covered. Custom orders are available in either single item purchases, or bulk. Want something for each person on a team? Bulk discounts will still apply. Email us today for more information!
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President is a Moron Not happy with the current President? Do you think that President Bush isn’t the brightest crayon in the box? Exercise your free speech and state your mind, and brag about your child at the same time! |
Peanut Butter Jelly Time What time is it? It’s PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat? Nope, great gifts from shirts and buttons to hoodies and hats. Check out all the awesome PBJ stuff! |
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Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not Do you have people thinking you are interested when you aren’t? Find yourself trapped by undesirable people? Avoid these situations with these great products that state “Sorry If I Looked Interested |
Sarcasm Just One of the Services I Offer A little sarcasm never hurt anyone. Advertise the fact that you can provide sarcasm for any situation. Get one of these great items that proclaim “Sarcasm: Just one of the services I offer.” |
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I Take Bribes Can you be bought? Let people know by getting one of the I Take Bribes items today. This could end up making you lots of money, favors owed or other things. |
Do I Look Like a Fucking People Person Into people? Not so much? Don’t beat around the bush. Let them know with the “Do I Look Like a Fucking People Person” Line. Also available in a slightly cleaner version. |
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Neurotic By Nature Are you a little bit crazy? Maybe a little OCD? It’s ok to be Neurotic by Nature – who wants to be normal? That’s boring. Embrace the neurosis and enjoy it! |
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And What Difference do You Make? Sick of people who just waste oxygen? Tired of idiots getting in your way? Let them know when you ask “And What Difference do You Make?” |
My Dog Can Beat Up... Is your pooch top dog? Better than all the others? Tell everyone how tough your dog is, announce to the world that “My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog” Great gifts for the proud canine parent in your life |
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Sex is Like Air It’s True: Sex is like air…it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any! These shirts say it all. It will defiantly get attention and laughs, and maybe even some sympathy. |
Stinking Badgers Badgers! We don’t need no stinking badgers! And we aren’t afraid to let everyone know it? What’s funnier than a badger? Not needing one! |
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Pissing Off The World Don’t care what other people think? Have a questionable attitude? Why take someone by surprise when you can tell them to leave you the hell alone up front? |
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I Poke Badgers Are you a little bit crazy? Let everyone know who they are messing with by wearing this “I Poke Badgers with Spoons” shirt around. It’s a warning that you are nuts, but lots of fun! |
Cult Like-Following Do you have a fan club? Are you that awesome? Let everyone know they too can adore you with the “My Cult-Like Following is Now Accepting Applications” Shirts, buttons and more! |
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Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty Pirate Hookers? You know you love them! Tell everyone and find others who also love dirty pirate hookers. Are you a DPH? We have the stuff for you! Aye, you need to get these for all your fi |
Doesn't Play Well With Others Don't Play Nice? Let everyone know with this Doesn't Play Well With Others collection, buttons, tees, mugs and more. Even warn other pups with the dog t-shirt! |
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Always an Idiot Stupid people brining you down? Wonder if they are always like that, or if it’s just around you? Ask with these “Are You Always an idiot, or just when I’m around” products. |
You Say Psycho Like It's a Bad Thing You Say Psycho Like it’s a Bad Thing. But it’s ok to be crazy. Who wants to be normal, that’s so boring? So embrace your inner psycho and have some fun! |
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Stickers! Stickers are great for your car, locker, notebooks, and bulletin boards or anywhere else you can think of. Browse the whole selection of Toxic Top Stickers here, or check out the section devoted to B |
Buttons and Magnets Like buttons? Need flare? Why do the minimum pieces of flare? Get more here? All our designs on magnets for the fridge, your locker or desk. |
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Coffee Mugs & Steins Not a morning person? Do you rely on the first cup of coffee to get you going? Grab a mug (2 sizes available for all your caffeine needs!) or even a beer stein! Drink with style and attitude! Thes |
Hats and Caps Trucker hats, baseball caps and more – all with funny and sarcastic sayings. Browse all of our hats and caps here and feel free to check out the collection of buttons and stickers too! |
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More Stuff! Journals for those who don’t want to blog online, totes, mouse pads, calendars and more! If you have to dress up for work, why not express yourself at your desk? All the designs you love from Toxic |
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