Sassy Chix offers humorous and funny gifts with a slant to the double X’s amongst us. Journals, mugs and pins with inspirational or silly slogans, and tees, tanks and hats with a more feminist side. Brand New! We now are offering maternity tops through out our store. Also, buttons and stickers can make great favors for showers, weddings and other events.
Wanting something a little more personal? We have you covered. Custom orders are available in either single item purchases, or bulk. Need a team building item? Bulk discounts will still apply. Email us today for more information!
Define Relationship Dating, Going Out, Hooked Up, Booty Call – there are so many definitions of “Relationship” these days…express your open-mindedness with these tees! |
Define "Single" So what is the real definition of single anyhow? What’s wrong with playing the field a little? Hey, this makes it more honest, right? Besides, who really defines a monogamous relationship? |
Define "Boyfriend" Is he not willing to put labels on your relationship? Are you not willing to commit? Have a little fun, and maybe make a point with one of these tees! |
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Diamonds are the Best Foreplay We all know diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but let’s spell it out a little more for the guys out there who haven’t already realized that “Diamonds are the Best Foreplay.” |
I Only Look Sweet and Innocent Is there more to you then meets the eye? Are you Sugar AND Spice? Pique their interest with the “I Only Look Sweet and Innocent” line of shirts, buttons, stickers and more! New maternity shirt for |
Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem Lilith Wouldn't Submit - God Always Had A Problem With That. Proud to be a woman? Not a submissive female? You aren’t the first to have problems because of it. |
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Don’t Make Me Get Out My Flying Monkeys Someone drop a house on your sister? Sick of people messing with you? Just feeling a little witchy? Warn them off with these comfy tees or generous coffee mugs! |
Geek Magnet Do geeks seek you out like you are the newest video game system? Do they follow you around? Sweet talk you in binary? If you are a Geek Magnet, be proud! |
An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth Know a man who’s trying to improve himself? Remind him that “An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth” |
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Princess with Experience with Princes Seeks Frog Sick of dating, haven’t had your fairytale ending yet? Perhaps you are looking in the wrong place - Princess with Experience with princes seeks frog! Advertise that you are looking for the unexpecte |
So Many Men...So Few Who Can Afford Me There are so many men out there, but they aren’t all perfect. There’s nothing wrong with setting high standards. This says it all – “So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.” |
Few Women Admit Their Age...Fewer Men Act It While it may be true that some women don’t like to talk about the passing of the years, most men don’t even acknowledge they have grown up!. Few Women Admit Their Age...Fewer Men Act It |
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I May Be A Bitch But I'm Not Your Bitch Saying I May Be a Bitch, But I’m Not Your Bitch celebrates strong women. Who cares what that stupid jerk thinks! You don’t have to date him! |
Women Who Seek To Be Equal to Men Lack Ambition Why seek to simply be equal? Why not exceed all expectations? Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Be proud of being a woman! |
A Good Girl Is Good...I'm Even Better Sure it’s nice to be a good girl, but isn’t it more fun to be bad? Let them know you have a little wild streak in you. Don’t be afraid to say you a little more fun than the average Jane. |
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Eat Me What more can I say? Eat Me, on our thong can be a fun way to tell your lover what you want, or just a great shirt to wear out for some attention and laughs! |
One Bad Relationship Away Dating bringing you down? Finding more frogs than princes? Starting to think you will become the next crazy cat lady? Have some fun with the “I am one bad relationship away from owning 30 cats” lin |
Nice Guys Finish Last Nice guys “finish” last AND bring you breakfast in bed! What a great idea – now let the man in your life know how to treat you right! |
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Don't Hate Me Women can be a little catty sometimes...call them out on it. Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful, Hate Me Because Your Boyfriend Thinks So can be a fun way to lighten the mood. |
Well Behaved Women... What’s often considered unladylike is really a catalyst for change. Remind other women that it’s good to march to the beat of your own drummer. Besides, what’s the fun in being well behaved? |
Are Those Your Eyeballs? Sad but true, men love boobs. Sick of having them stare at your chest? Remind them in a fun way where their focus should be. Watch as they read “Are Those Your Eyeballs, I found them in My Cleavage” |
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I Wasn't Born a Bitch... A little bitter and jaded? Don’t worry! Let men know how much they piss you off. It’s not your fault, it’s theirs! And what’s wrong with being a bitch? Be proud of who you are, but don’t forget to le |
Object of Jealousy You know the truth. Let everyone else know it. There is nothing wrong with being confident. Show it with this shirt that affirms you are in fact, and object of jealousy. |
99% Angel...But Oh, that 1% Are you mostly a good girl? Remind everyone that it is no fun being ALL good. Everyone likes to let their inner bad girl have a little fun now and then. |
