Topical Trash Rules The Universe! : We Love The Iraqi Information Minister

"In an age of spin, al-Sahaf offers feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter the evidence -- but he commands daily attention by his on-the-spot, invective-rich variations on the theme. His lunatic counterfactual art is more appealing than the banal awfulness of the Reliable Sources. He is a Method actor in a production that will close in a couple of days. He stands superior to truth." -- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle (frequent TopicalTrash.com contributor) Check out http:www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com to relive all of his greatest quotes.

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