Welcome to the Tommunist Gift Shop, the online store of Tommunisms.com. Having an online blog like Tommunisms means barely relevant banner ads by Google or Yahoo, and poor attempts to market the site through social networking websites so you can sell T-shirts and other goods. It's the American Dream! Shilling is fun, but conspicuous consumption is what drives our economy. So do your patriotic part to stimulate the economy (more specifically, MY economy) and buy from us today!
The items here will reflect the principles of Tommunism in regards to politcal humor, technology, current events and general tomfoolery. In addition, products relating to Buffalo, NY (where the underground bunker of the Tommunist Command Center resides).
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Dyngus Day! Dat der Polish people celebrate Dyngus Day! Something about boys and girls chasing each other with buckets of water and pussy willows. Buffalo is home to the world's largest organized Dyngus Day cele |
Buffa-Load We love Buffalo! But we are cynical after all these years, so the products here may reflect that... |
Wingnut Politics Teabaggers, carpetbaggers, scumbaggers, oh my! The political field is full of them all! |
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TSA-Holes Come fly with me! But first, let's radiate your body and take naked photos of you. Or, we could just fondle your privates. The choice is yours for a safer America! |
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Tommunist Gear Show the world you're a Tommunist by buying various designs promoting the principles of Tommunism! |
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