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T & M Expressions T-shirts & Gifts : Miscellaneous

Skateboarding, humor and miscellaneous designs. Check it out, something for everyone here! A perfect place to find a unique gift for the person who has everything!

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As a matter of fact...I did sleep in these clothes

As a matter of fact...I did sleep in these clothes
Come on, you know you've done it! As a matter of fact, I have slept in these clothes!

Davey Jones' Locker

Davey Jones' Locker
Come and get your booty at the Davey Jones' Locker where you can get food and spirits!

Life is a Circus and I'm stuck in the freak tent

Life is a Circus and I'm stuck in the freak tent
Are you stuck in the freak tent? Sometimes life seems like a circus!!

The Ass Family

The Ass Family
Meet the Ass family. We all know at least one member!

The Drunken Monkey

The Drunken Monkey
Come on in and order yourself some ale at The Drunken Monkey in London!

Crap. Crap I Say.

Crap. Crap I Say.
What? Crap? Crap you say? Funny Stuff.

Sometimes I Wonder...Then it hits me!

Sometimes I Wonder...Then it hits me!
You and your friends will get a good laugh out of this one!

I Spill Things

I Spill Things
Are you the kind of person who is apt to spill things? Well then, here's a shirt for you!

Still Plays With Motorcycles

Still Plays With Motorcycles
Admit it, you still like to play with motorcycles. It's ok!

I'm not 40...I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!

I'm not 40...I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!
Look on the bright side, you're not just 40, you're 18 with 22 years of experience!

Dragon

Dragon
Cool and colorful dragon!

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk
Make a funny statement with this humorous t-shirt!

Sofa King We Todd Did

Sofa King We Todd Did
Are you sofa king we todd did that you can't understand it?

Meth = Death

Meth = Death
Methamphetamine is a powerful central nervous system stimulant. Show everybody where you stand with meth with this t-shirt design. Meth=Death.

Peace Heart

Peace Heart
A distressed retro style heart with a peace sign inside.

Peace Smiley

Peace Smiley
A cute emoticon smiley giving you the peace sign!

Smiley Skater Dude

Smiley Skater Dude
Peace dude! Let's go do some kick flips with this cute skateboarding smiley!

Hug it Out

Hug it Out
Just hug it out with the smiley guy!

Shut the Duck up!

Shut the Duck up!
How can you not shut the duck up when you see this cute little duck?

PP

PP
Who could possibly NOT notice your big PP when you wear this shirt!

Skull & Crossbones

Skull & Crossbones
AARRR!! A skull and crossbones t-shirt for the pirate in you!

100% Thug

100% Thug
Are you a thug? Are you 100% thug?

Gangsta Bballer

Gangsta Bballer
A cool basketball player from the 'hood!

Native American Tomahawk

Native American Tomahawk
A cool tomahawk and Native American feathers design

Table Tennis Champ

Table Tennis Champ
Are you the champion of table tennis?

Gangsta

Gangsta
Show your gangster attitude by wearing this gangsta gear.

India Elephant

India Elephant
This pacaderm is all decked out in India garb ready to sport an awesome look for you!

Priceless

Priceless
A you good enough to wear this priceless t-shirt or sweatshirt? Sure you are!

I'd Rather Be Antiquing

I'd Rather Be Antiquing
Vintage looking T-shirts and Gifts for those who love antiques

Punk

Punk
Some punk gear!

Wardrobe Malfunction

Wardrobe Malfunction
A funny wardrobe malfunction t-shirt for those days you don't feel like dressing up

My Kids Walk All Over Me

My Kids Walk All Over Me
Do your kids walk all over you?

Lucky Koi

Lucky Koi
Koi and tattoos of koi are traditionally considered lucky.

The word "koi" comes from Japanese. The original Japanese word koi simply means "carp," including both the dull grey fish and the brightl

Make Love Not War

Make Love Not War
Who can forget the MAKE LOVE NOT WAR protests of years past?

mmmm....coffee!!

mmmm....coffee!!
Mmmm....coffee!! You gotta love this coffee stained design for the coffee lover in mind!

I'm not old, I'm RETRO!

I'm not old, I'm RETRO!
A colorful anti-aging design for the retro minded person!

Double Skull

Double Skull
A cool skull for the cool person!

Poop

Poop
Maybe you are unfortunate enough to be called poop. Or maybe you just like the word or have a fasination with poop itself. If you like poop, then you'll like these poop shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, sti

I'm not drunk, I'm ataxiated

I'm not drunk, I'm ataxiated
Being ataxic means you have lost coordination of your muscles, especially the extremeties.

Squirt

Squirt
Are you a squirt? Or know somebody who is? Is your nickname squirt? This is a cute squirt design for the squirt in your life! You'll find squirt on many products like t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, m

Got Purpose?

Got Purpose?
Whether it's religious beliefs or humor reasons, sometimes the best question really is, Got Purpose?

There's No Place Like Home!

There's No Place Like Home!
There's no place like home when it comes to baseball!

I Love Dolphins

I Love Dolphins
I love dolphins design for the dolphin lover.

Shut the Shell Up

Shut the Shell Up
A cute "shut the shell up" design with a seashell. For somebody whose name is Shell or someone who just loves seashells!

What the Shell

What the Shell
Is your name Shell? Or you just like seashells? Then maybe you'll like this cute What the Shell design.

Discombobulated

Discombobulated
Are you discombobulated? Or sometimes just spend your days in a fog of confusion? You'll get a kick out of this cute discombobulated smiley found on t-shirts, sweatshirts, buttons, stickers, magnets a

I Love Ice Cream!

I Love Ice Cream!
A cute smiley loving his ice cream cone! YUMMY, I love ice cream!

Colorful Skateboarders

Colorful Skateboarders
A very cool and colorful graphic of skateboarders on t-shirts, hoodies, pins, magnets, stickers and much more!

Go Green

Go Green
For the environmentally friendly person, the perfect GO GREEN t-shirt and other gift items.

Sk8 or Die

Sk8 or Die
You love skateboarding and it's your life. Live it, breath it, do it. This skateboarding design for t-shirts, hoodies and lots more skateboarder gifts was made just for you, so wear it.

I'd Rather Be Skateboarding

I'd Rather Be Skateboarding
You're a skateboarder you'd rather be skateboarding, it's your life, you live and breath skateboarding.

I love my Chihuahua

I love my Chihuahua
I love my Chihuahua! Cute design for the Chihuahua lover!

I love Frogs

I love Frogs
A cute I love frogs design for the frog lover.

Relaxing Cat Nap

Relaxing Cat Nap
Indulge yourself in a relaxing cat nap with this kitty design.

Beware!!

Beware!!
This shirt has "don't mess with me" all over it! Beware of this scary looking doberman because he's ready to attack!

I love Monkeys

I love Monkeys
I love monkeys! Do you love monkeys?

Fart Smucker

Fart Smucker
A clever way of saying something else...

Summer

Summer
Ahhh....summer, flip flops and the sand. Nothing beats the sunny summer days.

Be Emo...

Be Emo...
Are you Emo or know someone who is? Maybe they'll think this is funny, but it'll probably make them cry.

Same shirt different day

Same shirt different day
Same shirt different day....what more to say about this t-shirt? It's just funny!

PSYCHO

PSYCHO
Psycho are ya? Maybe you better warn people!

I'm NOT old. I'm RETRO

I'm NOT old. I'm RETRO
Who says you have to grow old gracefully? Laugh age right in the face and wear this funny t-shirt that says "i'm not old. I'm RETRO". Now doesn't that sound so much better?

Shut the Shell up

Shut the Shell up
Cute turtle t-shirt saying politely to shut the shell up

I'm not old. I'm vintage

I'm not old. I'm vintage
Doesn't saying vintage sound so much better than saying you're old? It just sounds so much more sophisticated! Don't be afraid of age, laugh in it's face and wear this funny vintage t-shirt.

A hard-on Doesn't Count as Personal Growth

A hard-on Doesn't Count as Personal Growth
Tell it like it is with this funny t-shirt. You'll be the envy of all your friends when you where this!

Agates

Agates
If you're a rock hound who loves collecting agates, then you'll love these agate items.

Children are like farts...

Children are like farts...
Your own are tolerable but everybody elses are horrendous!

You're Thick as Shit but Half as Useful

You're Thick as Shit but Half as Useful
Your friends will get a kick out of this humorous t-shirt saying "thick as shit but not half as useful"

Shut Your Ass and Give Your Mouth a Chance!

Shut Your Ass and Give Your Mouth a Chance!
Your friends will get a kick out of this shirt when they see you wearing this funny saying telling everybody to shut your ass and give your mouth a chance!

Skateboarding is my life

Skateboarding is my life
Skateboarding is my life T-shirt.

You Have a Face Like a Plate of Mortal Sins

You Have a Face Like a Plate of Mortal Sins
Your friends will get a kick out this humorous t-shirt depicting how ugly someone is by saying their face is like a plate of mortal sins.

Black Coffee

Black Coffee
Do you love your java? Then you'll probably like this proverb about coffee.

I love to sk8!

I love to sk8!
A great skull and skater t-shirt for the skateboarding enthusiast!

Skater for Life

Skater for Life
Let everyone know where you are a skater for life!

What would Kat do?

What would Kat do?
Do you love watching a particular TV show about tattoo artists down in Miami? Who can resist loving Kat? She's cool and tattooed so this design is for her and her fans!

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!
Didn't your mama tell you to shut your mouth?

Skateboarding

Skateboarding
Great for the skateboarder!

Sneakerhead

Sneakerhead
Love sneakers? Here's one for all the sneakerheads

My Red Hair Gives Me SUPER Powers!

My Red Hair Gives Me SUPER Powers!
Don't make a red head mad! Redheads have super powers that made them super strong!

Adonis

Adonis
Adonis, the handsome and young man of Greek Mythology

American Made

American Made
Are you made in America? Show your American pride with this t-shirt!

American Made

American Made
Show your American pride!

It's all about the kicks

It's all about the kicks
Do you love shoes? Is it all about the kicks for you?

Where's the snow?

Where's the snow?
In Minnesota and wondering where your snow is? Me too!

Superlative!

Superlative!
You'll love this SUPERLATIVE tribal design!

Daydreamer

Daydreamer
A daydreamer t-shirt for the daydreamer in all of us

Your Mom!

Your Mom!
You gotta love YOUR MOM!

Getting Lucky

Getting Lucky
Not getting so lucky anymore?

I'm not 30...

I'm not 30...
Not ready for 30?

I'm not 40...

I'm not 40...
Not ready for 40 yet?

I'm not 50...

I'm not 50...
Not quite ready for 50?

Sugar Booger

Sugar Booger
Who can resist this cute pet name?

I'm not 60...

I'm not 60...
Making fun of ages

USA

USA
Show your patriotism with this USA, red, white and blue design!

Bite Me Design

Bite Me Design
Say it with attitude with this bite me design.

Farting is God's original joke

Farting is God's original joke
Wear this funny farting shirt and you'll be the envy of all your friends!

I Don't Get Even, I Get Ahead!

I Don't Get Even, I Get Ahead!
A t-shirt with attitude!

Lucky Shamrock's

Lucky Shamrock's
Check out this lucky shamrock shirt!

Whatever...

Whatever...
No matter what language you say it in, it all means the same...WHATEVER!!

blah...blah...blah...

blah...blah...blah...
We all have those days where all we hear is BLAH...BLAH...BLAH!

EVS

EVS
"EVS" is the "Down Under" slang for "whatever"...

Peace

Peace
You don't have to be a hippie to love PEACE!

Dirty Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez
EWWWW!!! A Dirty Sanchez! Who wants one?

HOT

HOT
Are you flamin' hot? Then you need to wear this!

You're not the boss of me!

You're not the boss of me!
Inspired by my lovely little daycare kids who love to always tell each other...YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!


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