There Is No Lumber Cartel

The Lumber Cartel is anti-spam. The Lumber Cartel does not exist. Praise the Lumber Cartel, even though There Is No Lumber Cartel!

From the Jargon File:
"LART - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool. 1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job."

In the vernacular of the anti-spammers, the LART of choice is the mallet, so it is featured on the ammo case the soldier is carrying. Two of the online tools of choice for spammers, spews.org and news.admin.net-abuse.email (NANAE) are printed on the back.

According to the Web Counter, you are shopper # to visit this site since August 15, 2002.



Please visit
Fishrocket,
Worldcon,
Darwin, an evolutionary OS,
I am not a terrorist!,
The University of Mars,
What a moron, or
Get A Damn Job,
all part of the Fishrocket cafepress network.


WOW! Look at all these stores, all dedicated to that wonder of modern living, spam!
(That's unsolicited commercial email, folks, not the spiced ham product from Hormel. That's
good eatin'!) There's
The Nigerian 419 scam,
The Boulder Pledge,
The Rules of Spam,
News From Home,
SPEWS Can Do It!,
Man The Mallets!,
There Is No Lumber Cartel, or
LART that spam!.

But before we get to the shirts and stuff, some more shameless commercialism :) I wish I could put these at the bottom of the page, but my control ends where the shirts begin.
















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