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"It's Bad in Iraq" Ornament
$7.79

"I Talk to the Families Who Die" Ornament
$7.79
Jesus Was a Pinko Commie Ornament
Jesus Was a Pinko Commie Ornament
$7.79
Exterminate Liberal Vermin Ornament
Exterminate Liberal Vermin Ornament
$7.79
Georgie the Flyboy Ornament
Georgie the Flyboy Ornament
$7.79
Guantanamo Ornament
Guantanamo Ornament
$7.79
SATAN RULES Ornament
SATAN RULES Ornament
$7.79
Liberal Elite Ornament
Liberal Elite Ornament
$7.79
Uppity Negro Ornament
Uppity Negro Ornament
$7.79
WAR PIG Ornament
WAR PIG Ornament
$7.79
USA: 300 Million Assholes Strong
USA: 300 Million Assholes Strong
$7.79
DICK Cheney Ornament
DICK Cheney Ornament
$7.79
Got Satan? Ornament
Got Satan? Ornament
$7.79
W: WORST Ornament
W: WORST Ornament
$7.79
Abstinence-Only Ornament #1
Abstinence-Only Ornament #1
$7.79
Abstinence-Only Ornament #2
Abstinence-Only Ornament #2
$7.79
CHIMPEACH Ornament
CHIMPEACH Ornament
$7.79

"Turd Blossom" Karl Rove Ornament
$7.79

"Got Moron?" Ornament
$7.79

"UNITER" Ornament
$7.79

"HOMO" Ornament (Round)
$7.79

"King of the Crackers" Ornament
$7.79

"Red State Colluge" Ornament
$7.79
W: The Moron Ornament
W: The Moron Ornament
$7.79

"Still Not My President" Ornament
$7.79
W: WHORE Ornament
W: WHORE Ornament
$7.79

"No W" Ornament
$7.79
Interspecies Peace Ornament
Interspecies Peace Ornament
$7.79
Osamadama Mama Ornament
Osamadama Mama Ornament
$7.79

"Jesus Votes Republican" Ornament
$7.79
W: The Fuckwit Ornament
W: The Fuckwit Ornament
$7.79

"TWIT HAPPENS" Ornament
$7.79

"Reading Learning" Ornament
$7.79
Patriot's Barcode Ornament
Patriot's Barcode Ornament
$7.79
Toofy George Ornament
Toofy George Ornament
$7.79
EZ Dictatorship Ornament
EZ Dictatorship Ornament
$7.79
W: The Cokehead Ornament
W: The Cokehead Ornament
$7.79
Ahnuld ze Sniffah Ornament
Ahnuld ze Sniffah Ornament
$7.79
Cheney Says
Cheney Says "FUCK OFF" Ornament
$7.79
Patriotic Paranoia Ornament
Patriotic Paranoia Ornament
$7.79
Illiteracy Levels Ornament
Illiteracy Levels Ornament
$7.79
W: The Worst Ornament
W: The Worst Ornament
$7.79
Beer Run Ornament
Beer Run Ornament
$7.79

"Hope Allah's Wearing Kevlar!" Ornament
$7.79

"Chirac Help Us" Ornament
$7.79

"Blue State Bitch" Ornament
$7.79

"EVILDOER" Ornament
$7.79
Trent Lott's White Christmas Ornament
Trent Lott's White Christmas Ornament
$7.79

"I LOVE TEXAS" Ornament
$7.79
OB/GYN Love Ornament
OB/GYN Love Ornament
$7.79

"Four More Wars! Ornament
$7.79
USA: We Own the Planet Ornament
USA: We Own the Planet Ornament
$7.79

"Lookit Poppy!" Ornament
$7.79

"Don't Forget Poland" Ornament
$7.79

"QUIET, FAGGOT!" Ornament
$7.79
W: The Wrong Ornament
W: The Wrong Ornament
$7.79
Freedomary Limits Ornament
Freedomary Limits Ornament
$7.79
XANAX Gals Ornament
XANAX Gals Ornament
$7.79

"Democrat Slut" Ornament
$7.79

"Liberal Slut" Ornament
$7.79
USA: Kicks Foreigner Ass! Ornament
USA: Kicks Foreigner Ass! Ornament
$7.79

"PINKO SCUM" Ornament
$7.79

"Old European" Ornament
$7.79
Lynne Cheney
Lynne Cheney "MEGA-BUTCH" Ornament
$7.79

"Peace is for Pussies" Ornament
$7.79

"Europe is for HOMOS" Ornament
$7.79

"American Crusader" Ornament
$7.79

"Smart People Suck" Ornament
$7.79




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Lookit Poppy!
XANAX
Hope Allah's Wearing Kevlar!
CHOOSE LIFE!
Be Afraid!
ARMY: 100% Homo-Free
Saddam? Osama?
Unions: Fuck Em

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