The Beer Zombies
We've created a superb series of designs to summarize the worst nights of your life. Those nights when an innocent pint turned into a hideous bender and before you knew it, you became less than alive, yet cheated of the blissful release of death.
Ladies and gentlemen of beer, welcome to your doom. Welcome to... the Beer Zombies!
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Dawn of the Head That first sip. That first touch of your lips to the frothy head. It's a slippery slope from there to the living death of drunkenness! |
Dawn of the Hangover You wake up with a terrible feeling something's not right. The mirror reveals the truth: you've become less than human! |
28 Rounds Later Oh, the joy of drinking in rounds. Everybody knows when they've had enough, but there's always one more person whose turn it is to buy you one... |
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28 Ales Later Celebrating the times when you've ended an evening on the piss "talking to the big white telephone"! |
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Re-Ale-imator The only cure for living death the morning after: an 'injection' of the hair of the dog that bit you! |
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Resident Ev-Ale Sometimes, 'house' ale is so terrible (or terribly strong) that it turns you into a beast! |
The Beer Zombies: The Ev-Ale Dead No matter what CAMRA tells you, too much real ale is not always a good thing. One pint too many and you might join the Ev-Ale Dead! |
The Beer Zombies: 28 Pubs Later 28 Pubs Later describes the longest and stupidest night of bar-hopping you ever indulged in... |
