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Beer Police

Always be drunk on duty with these superb designs! Sure to raise a laugh, but their orders are to get you action with the opposite sex.

Beer Police: Purity Law Beer Police: Halt in the name of the Purity Law. Great beer in-joke!	Beer Police: I need your name and number Beer Police: I need your name and number. If THIS doesn't work, you must be a real mess!	Beer Police: badge only Beer Police: badge only. Leave it plain or REQUEST A CUSTOM SLOGAN. Certain to get people staring at your chest!
Beer Police: shield only Beer Police: shield only, or ADD YOUR CHOICE OF SLOGAN. This will get people talking to you for sure!	Beer Police: Cavity Search Division Beer Police: Cavity Search Division. No shortage of volunteers for THIS branch!	Beer Police: Strip Search Division Beer Police: Strip Search Division. Everybody's favourite branch of the service!
Beer Police: Right to appeal Beer Police: You have the right to appeal. Figure this one out for yourself!	Beer Police: Armed and dangerous Beer Police: Armed and dangerous. Aren't we all!	Beer Police: Right to remain gorgeous Beer Police: You have the right to remain gorgeous. Everybody needs to hear this from time to time!
Beer Police: Hands up! Beer Police: Hands up! An order they won't be able to resist -- just don't let them spill their beer.	Beer Police: Holding cell Beer Police: Come back to my holding cell. An irresistible request!	Beer Police Right to remain horny Beer Police: You have the right to remain horny. Should get a good reaction!
Beer Police: Right to remain hot Beer Police: You have the right to remain hot. Should get a great reaction!	Beer Police: You're coming downtown Beer Police: You're coming downtown with me. Irresistible request!	Beer Police: Right to remain drunk Beer Police: You have the right to remain drunk
Beer Police: Please come quietly Great design, great slogan, great chance of pulling!