Beer Police
Always be drunk on duty with these superb designs! Sure to raise a laugh, but their orders are to get you action with the opposite sex.
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Beer Police: I need your name and number Beer Police: I need your name and number. If THIS doesn't work, you must be a real mess! |
Beer Police: badge only Beer Police: badge only. Leave it plain or REQUEST A CUSTOM SLOGAN. Certain to get people staring at your chest! |
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Beer Police: shield only Beer Police: shield only, or ADD YOUR CHOICE OF SLOGAN. This will get people talking to you for sure! |
Beer Police: Cavity Search Division Beer Police: Cavity Search Division. No shortage of volunteers for THIS branch! |
Beer Police: Strip Search Division Beer Police: Strip Search Division. Everybody's favourite branch of the service! |
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Beer Police: Right to appeal Beer Police: You have the right to appeal. Figure this one out for yourself! |
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Beer Police: Right to remain gorgeous Beer Police: You have the right to remain gorgeous. Everybody needs to hear this from time to time! |
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Beer Police: Hands up! Beer Police: Hands up! An order they won't be able to resist -- just don't let them spill their beer. |
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Beer Police Right to remain horny Beer Police: You have the right to remain horny. Should get a good reaction! |
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Beer Police: Right to remain hot Beer Police: You have the right to remain hot. Should get a great reaction! |
Beer Police: You're coming downtown Beer Police: You're coming downtown with me. Irresistible request! |
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