Genre: Humor & Comedy
Paperback: 77 pages

Description: Ever wondered how turkey became the Thanksgiving food? Or the connections between crayons and the fishing industry? Well, this book won't tell you the truth, but it sure is funny!

Synopsis:

Written in the style of a journal, this compilation of humorous topics, poetry, and paranoid ramblings is interspersed with original drawings and sketches by the author. Here's a sample: June 3rd, 2001 Well here we are again, folks! Happy Sunday Day! I'd like to take this juncture to talk about a serious matter, one that lies close to my heart. That's right, I'm talking about lungs. Now, one might think that the lungs aren't important. Well, have I got news for you! Not only do the lungs provide needed oxygen to the body, but they also aid in removing excess heat. Also, and this is less well known, the lungs act as the security guards of the body by stopping mysterious and non-respectable-looking people from entering and, if necessary, calling the police or even wrestling intruders to the floor. The lungs also have x-ray vision so that nothing illegal can hide from them, and when they see a crime being committed, they leap out through the mouth and fly to stop the criminal activity using their super strength, speed, and agility. So, in conclusion, take care of your lungs, and don't piss them off, or you might find yourself on the wrong side of a Matrix-like boot to the head. Oh, and don't smoke--they don't like that. Or watch anything on the Animal Planet or Telemundo, that's bad. And don't pick your nose: the lungs don't care, but that's just nasty. Cheers, Robert

Product Details:

· Paperback: 77 pages
· Binding: Perfect
· Published: December 2007
· Product Number: 030-197159716