the slapmerch

Welcome to the slapmerch store. Where you'll find everything you want and nothing you need.

We've offered up a fine selection of fun things that will hopefully entice you to part with some of your money in order to hand it on over to us. We will make a buck or two (literal figures) off of each purchase, hopefully enough to pay for our website.

Be generous because any surplus will be donated to one of the following worthy charities of your choice:

1. The United Slapdash Beer Fund

2. The Frivolous Expenditure Movement.

Thanks for shopping at slapmerch and for finding us slightly amusing. We appreciate the attention and assure you it goes straight to our heads.


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