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THE MONSTER SHOP : The MONSTERGRRLS FANG CLUB!!
HEY, EVERYBODY! This is FRANKIE, and I'm the official FANG CLUB GRRL!! Wanna join our MONSTERGRRLS FANG CLUB? It's so simple it's SCARY!!
Just buy one of the EXCLUSIVE MonsterGrrls FANG CLUB products within this vault in our Monster Shop, and you will AUTOMATICALLY become an OFFICIAL MEMBER-in-ghoul'd-standing of THE MONSTERGRRLS FANG CLUB! WOW! You'll be the Koolest Kreep in the Krypt Klatch since Karloff!! (JEEZ, John, come ON...)
Plus, all will see your commitment to finer things and good taste, because ALL Fang Club items have colorful Fang Club designs created by the mad scientists in the Monster Shop laboratories! Don't delay... JOIN US... (and I've REALLY gotta talk with John about his ad copy...)
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