Well, Kato we sure aren't in Kansas anymore...I'm Give them a Tee Shirt, a Mouse Pad, a Coaster or even a Journal to go with their Card and they will never forget you!!! |
Want to get Stoned?!?! Medusa Give them an apron, a tee shirt, a polo shirt, a calendar, a poster with their card and they will never forget you!!! |
Medusa, admiring her work while having her snakes Pests will be Pests!! Give them a tee shirt, an apron, a clock or even a travel mug with their card and they will never forget you!!! |
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Selective hearing, a disease that commonly affects But they aren't the only ones!!! Give them a tee shirt, a maternity tee, an apron, or even a poster with their card and they will never forget you!!! |
Go ahead ladies, consume all those empty calories Don't you just hate even the word CALORIES!!! Give them a tee shirt, a hoodie, a messenger bag or even a teddy bear to go with their card and they will never forget you!!! |
It's always the shy, quiet ones that you have to w He doesn't know it but the body of my last boyfriend is in the trunk!!! Give them a clock, a tee shirt, a cap, a purse or even a teddy bear with their card and they will never forget you!!! |
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Failures of Political History!!! Let them eat cake!!! Give them a poster, a tee shirt, an apron or even a throw pillow with their Card and they will always remember you!!! |
How'd you like it if someone Dug you up?!? Archeology aka Grave Robbers!!! Give them a Hoodie, a Performance jacket, Tee Shirt or even an Apron to go with their Card and make the memories last and last!!! |
Should I object?!?! Didn't you always want to say "Yes" just to see what would happen!!! Give them a Clock, a Tee Shirt, a Poster or even an Apron to go with your Card so that they will always remember you. |
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Temptation at the Desert Table!!! We say...Go For It!!! Give them a Tee Shirt, a Poster, a Clock or even an Apron with your Card and you will never be forgotten!!! |
Where are you girls going? Afraid of a little comp Competition is a healthy thing sometimes!!! Give them a Tee Shirt, a Coaster, a Clock or even a Poster to go with their Card and you will be remembered always!!! |
High Society...Pea Green with Envy!!! You get the The Green Eyed Monster can be a complement in the right circumstance!!! Give them a Tee Shirt, a Mug, a Coaste or even a Throw Pillow with their card and they will never forget you!!! |
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All this for 2 cents an hour and No Benefits!!! My Pretty soon something has to change...Don't you think?!?! Give them a Tee Shirt, a Pullover, an Apron or even a Poster with their Card and you will never be forgotten!!! |
Come on Boys...I'm gonna put a little fire back in When the end comes for most of us it will be like a vacation in Cancun, during the hot season!!! Give them an Apron, a Clock, a Poster or even a Tee Shirt with their Card and they will remember you |
Bummer Harry!!! Mr. Cyclops... Free doesn't always mean a good thing!!! Give them a Clock, a Journal, a Tee Shirt or even an Apron with their Card and make an impression to last a lifetime!!! |
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See mom...I told you...my teacher is a REAL witch! Can everybody agree that they had a least, One of these!!! Give them a Childrens Tee shirt or Hoodie, a Poster or even a Journal with their Card and you will never be forgotten!!! |
Save it for someone who has a Heart!!! Maybe some brains wouldn't hurt either!!! Give them a Tee Shirt, something for the Children in their life like a Onesie or even the Pets in their life like Cothing or a Bowl or even a Mug with thei |
Paul Revere's famous midnight run...First Attempt! Sometimes these days, as in old, reading, writing and arithmetic are too much to ask!!! Give them a Clock, a Calendar, a Journal or even a Hoodie with your card and they will remember you forever!! |
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I always did like a little Hors D'Ouvres before a Wouldn't you just love to really know what all the non-human animals think of you?!?! Give them a Tee Shirt, a Teddy Bear, Pet clothing or Bowls or even a Clock with their Card and they will never |
I swear you cops treat everybody like prisoners al Don't you envy the people who can get out of trouble...if you did the same thing, the'd give you Life and throw away the key!!! Get them a Clock, a Poster, a Journal, or even a Calendar with your c |
Quick, close the door...Here comes Phyllis with he A bull in a chinashop...there's one in every crowd!!! Lucky for you they usually come to your house the most... Give them a Poster, a Clock, a Denim Shirt or even an Apron with their Card and they |
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Hey Mr. Mime, would you just Shut Up already!!! Everybody does have good days and some BAD...somepeople have more Bad than Good!!! This Card Makes the Perfect I am Sorry Card!!! Give them a Poster, a Journal, an Apron or even a Warm Up Jacket |
I told you dear... You are what you eat!!! Well I shudder to think what that makes most of the people that we know...What about you???!!! Give them an Apron, a Coaster, a Journal or even a Wall Clock with your Card and they will think of yo |
New flash...Hell froze over!!! Oh, ha ha...What a Even God plays pranks...Try to get even with him!!! Give them a Clock, a Poster or even a Mug to go along with their Card. They will think of you forever!!! |
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They say they don't wear underwear under those thi Give them a Tee Shirt, a Polo Shirt, an Apron, a Clock or even a pet bowl to go with their Card and they will never forget you!!! |
First they discovered Fire,...Next they created Ex That musical fruit!!! Need we say more!!! Give them a Tee Shirt, a Teddy Bear or better yet for the little ones in your life...a Onesie or a Hoodie or even Pet Clothing or Bowls!!! |
Come on in...You Big Chicken!!! Pictures speak Louder than Words...Who cares if they call you a Chicken, a Yellow Belly or even a Coward...They won't be along long enough to tell anyone!!! Give them an Infant Tee or Onesie and a |
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Thank God my Husband's not home, otherwise I never Just lie and tell people you never get Any sleep...Keep them guessing!!! For the rest of us 8 hours is it... and we could even go for 10, No Problem!!! Give them a Tee Shirt or even a Purse to go |
Mom said I could get a tattoo when Pigs Fly...When Be as specific as you can be at all times...It can save you alot of grief in the end, the arm or even the chest!!! Give them a Coaster, Poster or even a Clock to remind them of your kindness!!! |
Hey, you two little skinny, anorexic, bullemic lit Envy...the grass is always greener on the other side, even if it does weigh 3 times as much as you do, or 3 times less!!! Give them a gift of an Apron or Mug to go with your Card. They will be th |
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Catholic Girls School 2008!!! Ome things never cha Nuns....Go figure!!! Give them a gift of a Tee Shirt or Underwear even a Calendar to go with the Card!!! |
Ciao Y'all...Chatty Cathy Meets the Amish!!! Some people do have a touch of Diarrhea Mouth!!! Give a Tee Shirt or Purse to go with your Card, they'll remember you even more!!! |
Shopping Diva!!! As they say when the going gets tough, the tough go Shopping!!! (Even if it is the Hardware store down the street) Give them a Coaster or Calendar or even a Mug to never forget your thoughts alon |
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Multiple Colored Heads of Clair Well this is a Classic to say the Least!!! Andy Warhol has nothing on us! Give them a Calendar to make the year even Better!!!! |
Stand out in a Crowd!!!! Dare to be different even if you are VERY, VERY Different!!! Give them a Mug or Stein or even a Tee shirt to go along with the card and they will remember you all the more and your great sense of |
The Mona Code DaVince would have died laughing!!! Maybe buried in the portrait is a long hidden secret...or Not!!! |
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Mr. and Mrs Eustace B. Hawkings expressions of Joy Remind you of someone, perhaps?!?! Have some fun!!! A Classic is a Classic in any event. |
