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   » Temptation at the Desert Table!!!
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   » 1920's Homeland Security
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   » New Section
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» So I hear you've been a great..big brat
» So I hear you've been a big BRAT
» Presidential Cantidates 2008
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   » The Smith's always made dinner a bit more interest
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» When God made you...he broke the mold!!!
» mother no one wil
» Just like her mother, eyeballs on the back of her
» Man discovered Fire and then learned to barbecue!
» Bumper Stickers...No Federal Reserve before 1910
» No Federal Reserve before 1910 and No IRS or Incom
» 9/11/2001 was an INSIDE JOB!!! it is as plain as
» Bumper Sticker 9/11/2001 was an INSIDE JOB!!! it
» Bumper Sticker Don't BLAME me I voted for the CONS
   » Don't BLAME me I voted for the CONSTITUTION PARTY
» Don't BLAME me I voted for the CONSTITUTION PARTY!
» Bumper Sticker: We need a revolution now! We wan
» We need a revolution now! We want the America of
» We swear you don't look a day over 21...boy are w
» Little Angels for a day...
» Bumper Sticker: Can you say TREASON?!?!
» What did you think i meant by me pot o gold!?
» stand by your side
» Can you say Treason?!?!
» Santa's first stop every year...to make sure he Ne
» Pyromaniacs enjoying their favorite Christmas Caro
» Think GREEN this Christmas: Audience appalled whe
» Mitzvah Congratulations Cards, Gifts and so Much M
   » I told you you'd do it...Mazel Tov!!!
» Doctor, I'm messed up enough but, when I came down
» Don't you DARE say I told you so!!!
» Want to get Stoned?!?! Medusa
» Medusa, admiring her work while having her snakes
» Happy Birthday, you old Cow!!!
» Mr and Mrs Eustace B Hawkings expressions of joy!
   » New Section
» The Mona Code
» Happy Channukah
» Hey, Little Green Man... Wrong Holiday, what are y
» Some things never change!!!
» Failures of Political History!!!
» Miracle Bra, Padded Bra, Underwire Bra, ERINGO Br
» Okay already, keep your head!!!
» Who did you think delivered the toys to all the re
» The Constitution states, Article II Section I, no
» The Constitution states, Article II section I, no
» Renegade Elf: Santa...Latest victim of North Pole
» Well, do I have something to tell you!!!
» Oh, the sweet smell of Love is in the air...
» I am the object of your desire!!! The magical pow
» Twas the night before Christmas...not a creature w
» Thank You!!!
» Just Kidding...Get Well Soon!!!
» Honey, you look like a REAL Pig!...Why Thank You D
» Oi vay, if your a Medium, I must be Ginormous!!!
» knaht uoy...!knaht uoy...!knaht uoy...! Verbal dy
» Everytime I leave a room, people get sooooo...Hap
» Romeo and Juliette
» How'd you like it if someone dug you up?!?
» if you want me pot o gold
» It's about time I never thought you'd do it!!! Co
» You just try and Yodell your way out of this one!!
» Another Milestone A Huge one...We though we'd help
» Selective hearing, a disease that commonly affects
» Mosca Domestica aka common housefly...doing what i
» Go ahead consume those empty calories...and then c
» It's always the shy, quiet ones that you have to w
» You have someone sticking out of your teeth Dear..
» Mommy told you the choo choo train would win!!! St
   » Mommy told you the Choo Choo Train would Win!!!
» Tried to blow out all the candles on your cake did
» Put us on Reservations will you !!! Remember ther
   » Put us on Reservations will you!!!
» I told you you'd do it!!! Mazel tov!!! Happy Mitz
» Lie to me one more time about your age and it will
» No use in walking the Plank...at your age, you don
   » No use in walking the plank...at your age, you don
» Now Honey, this is what I mean by jewelry!!! Happ
» Stand out in a crowd!!!
» Multiple colored heads
» Why do you need a Dreidel for the soup? Ladle Papa
» Hey, I hear you're a great guy!!!(if you only knew
» 1920's Homeland security!! Constitution what's tha
» Mental Hospital bathing therapy...You know I was m
   » You know, I was made for this job!!! Mental Hospit
» Santa made it home, despite a few flat reindeer!!!
» Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
» How Rudolph got that Oh so famous red nose!!! Mer
» I hacked into the mainframe and put your name on t
» Reindeer Strike at the North Pole...Scabs !!! Mer
   » Reindeer Strike at the North Pole...Scabs !!! Mer
» Got a live one here Henry!!! Happy Halloween!!!
» Dinnertime...come and get em!!! Happy Halloween
   » Another milestone...A huge one we thought we'd hel
» Trick or treat smell my feet
» You must be mistaken...I am not a Turkey, I am a r
» The smiths always invited the native inhabitants..
» Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of w
   » Jack and Jill went up a Hill...
» Honey, we got an exclusive invitation to the Jone'
» Que tengas suerte!!! Good Luck!!! Yes, I'm multili
» Six pack abs 12 pk
» Spit him out Lou, he's a lawyer...the gas will kil
» Beauty is pain...frankly, all the make-up in the w
» Wow, Forgot your Birthday....Ow...A Thought!! Ign
» Shopping Diva (and world traveler too)!!
» So...You've been sick I hear...Well you Get Well s
» World's most Famous Party Crashers!!! Mosca Domest
» Chatty Cathy Meets the Amish!!! Ciao, Y'all! What
» He loves me...He loves me not...Keep Dreaming!!!..
» I hear they are full of BULL in there...Let me at
» One more time around that stupid thing until you g
» Hello Dear, Guess what...I'm pregnant again you li
» Politicians..They're not only full of Blarney but
» They say they don't wear underwear under those thi
» Hey,...you two little skinny, anorexic, bullemic,
   » Hey, you two little skinny, anorexic, bullemic lit
» Mom said I could get a tatoo
» Some people have absolutely no sense of humor!!!
» Honey, you're a real monster!!! Yes, I know it's n
» My wife said, all she wanted for our anniversary w
» You have someone sticking out of your teeth Dear !
» Thank God my husbands not home
» Come on in...you big chicken!!!
   » Come on in... You Big Chicken!!!!
» Botox is a girls best friend!!!
» First they discovered fire then they discovered ex
» News Flash...Hell froze over!!! Oh ha ha what a s
» I told you if you called me a witch one more time
» Hey Ethel, I got you some perennials for your gard
» Finally, a blind date with a real Blind man...I'm
» I thought you said you husband was dead!!! Beware
» I told you dear...you are what you eat!!!
» Hey Mr. Mime, would you just shut up already! Eve
» Mirror, mirror...Not it you were the last woman on
» We're on alert...we heard you are going to be ligh
   » We're on alert...We heard you are going to be ligh
» Quick close the doors, here comes Phyllis with her
» I told you people get rid of those politicians or
» You cops treat everybody like prisoners already...
» I always did like a little Hors d'ouvres before a
» I knew we should have gotten someone who could cou
   » I knew we should have gotten someone who could cou
» Save it for someone who has a heart !!!
» Shoot that thing at me and I'll rip your wings off
» thank you my subjects
» Why you're not a Sheep...You're a Wolf in Sheep's
» I Promise, this time I didn't put any poison in it
» See Mom, I told you, my teacher is a REAL Witch!!!
» Mr. Cyclops's (a shopping madman) worst nightmare!
» Look Folks, I came over here to see if I could Liv
» Come on Boys...I'm gonna put a little FIRE back in
» All this for two cents and hour, no benefits!! My
» High Society... Pea Green with Envy!! You get the
» Where are you girls going...
» not in kansas anymore
» Temptation at the dessert table
» politician school
» Your not as young as you used to be
» Should I object?
» The facelift, tummy tuck and
» Hey man, you got some groovy moves
» shh, even the walls have ears
» Dr. I am a chocoholic...every year I have nightmar
» Happy Fathers Day!!!
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Politicians are all Terrorists..Nero burnt Rome, H

Why does David have such a Big Smile on his face..

New World Order: Mass executions, Mass extermintat

Democracy: for the few, by the few and most of all

The only true Terrorist I know are in Washington D

The Declaration of Independence tells us:

wake up america, say no to slavery and the new wor

calendars 2014

Calendars 2014

alpaca calendar 2012  Make this your winning year!

alpaca calendar 2012 Make this your winning year!
Make this your winning year! 2012 alpaca calendar

Hannukah Cards and Gifts

Hannukah Cards and Gifts
Spin the Dreidel with a Bit of Cheer and a Chuckle or two!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Cards and Gifts

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Cards and Gifts
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year with a sense of Humor that will make them laugh!!!
It may be the best gift of the Year.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!!
Cupid is a Hard Worker at least One Day a Year!!!

Get them a Teddy Bear, Underwear(his and hers), a Throw Pillow or even a Keepsake Box with their card and they will remember you all year long!!

Happy Saint Patricks Day!!!

Happy Saint Patricks Day!!!
Beware the antics of the little Green Men especially if you have had one too many Little Green Drinks!!!

Give them a Poster, a Clock, a Tee Shirt or even a Cap with their Card and you will be in th

Congratulations Cards, Gifts and So Much More...

Congratulations Cards, Gifts and So Much More...
Congratulations can be around for along time if you give them a Mug or Shirt to remember the occasion!!!

Blank Cards and Great Gifts and so Much More, All

Blank Cards and Great Gifts and so Much More, All
Blank Cards to personalize for your needs. They make great, distinguishing stationary and your friends, family and clients will enjoy just hearing from you to see what card you will use next!!! Try

Happy Birthday Cards, Gifts and So Much More...

Happy Birthday Cards, Gifts and So Much More...
For that Special someone or that dear friend or relative, with a sense of Humor, of course, these cards are sure to make them laugh!!!
We suggest a Gift, like a Sports Jacket or Apron so that everyon

Happy Belated Birthday!!! Cards, Gifts and So Much

Happy Belated Birthday!!! Cards, Gifts and So Much
We can't all have Brains!!! And in some cases who needs them anyway, afterall, Ignorance is BLISS!!!

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Happy Anniversary Cards, Gifts and So Much More...
Happy Anniversary should be special so give them a Card and a gift for a good laugh and lasting memories...like Underwear, Coasters, Clock or even a tee shirt or Apron!!!

Good Luck Cards, Gifts and So Much More...

Good Luck Cards, Gifts and So Much More...
Good Luck wishes are always appreciated, especially if you know they have never had any, Luck that is!!!

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Get Well Soon Cards, Gifts and So Much More...

Get Well Soon Cards, Gifts and So Much More...
Get them better in spite of themselves!!!

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Thank You Cards and Gifts

Thank You Cards and Gifts
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Party Invitations, Gifts and so Much More...

Party Invitations, Gifts and so Much More...
Live a little, Party alot!!!

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Happy Mothers Day!!!

Happy Mothers Day!!!
Give her something to remember you by long after the day is over like an Apron, a Tee Shirt,
a Journal, or even a Poster!!!

Happy First Holy Communion

Happy Fathers Day Cards, Gifts and so much more...

Happy Fathers Day Cards, Gifts and so much more...
What a Sport...There is no one like Dad!!!!

Give him an Apron, a Hoodie, a Tee Shirt or even a Stein to go with his Card and he will Cherish it forever!!!

Happy Easter Cards, Gifts and so much more...

Happy Easter Cards, Gifts and so much more...
We have tee shirts, outerwear, underwear and aprons, caps, steins and mugs...check us out and see it all!!!
You can even buy just for a laugh, who said it has to be Easter anyway!!!!

Happy Passover

Political Satire Cards, Gifts and So Much More...

Political Satire Cards, Gifts and So Much More...
Political Satire at its best!!! Who can't find Humor in this group of IDIOTS activities, and most, if not ALL UNConstitutional at that!!!

Will they ever just cease to exist already...Anybody for a

No Special Occasion Cards, Gifts and So Much More.

No Special Occasion Cards, Gifts and So Much More.
A little comment on the inside that you can personalize as desired for just whatever occasion, or even no occasion as desired. Remember, they will make them laugh so include a gift like a mug or tee

So I hear you've been a great..big brat

So I hear you've been a great..big brat
So I hear you've been a Great...big brat and you're not getting a thing from me! Merry Christmas

 So I hear you've been a big BRAT

Presidential Cantidates 2008

Presidential Cantidates 2008
Give them a tee shirt, mug, clock, journal to go with their card and they will always think of you!!!

Happy Halloween Cards, Gifts and so Much More...

Happy Halloween Cards, Gifts and so Much More...
Make your Halloween Cards extra special!!! Get a good Laugh instead of a good Scream.

Happy Thanksgiving Cards, Gifts and So Much More!!

Happy Thanksgiving Cards, Gifts and So Much More!!
Well who wants to eat a Poor Turkey anyway?!
Try Tofu...You'll feel better!!!

 When God made you...he broke the mold!!!

When God made you...he broke the mold!!!
Dad you are truly one of a kind! Happy Father's Day!!! Give him a tee shirt, a mug, a cap or even an apron to go with his card and he'll think of you year long!!

mother no one wil

mother no one wil
Happy Mother's Day!!!

Give her an Apron, a Travel Mug, a Coaster, a Clock with her Card and she will cherish it forever!!!

Just like her mother, eyeballs on the back of her

Man discovered Fire and then learned to barbecue!

Man discovered Fire and then learned to barbecue!
We love you DAD, even though you burn everything! Happy Father's Day
Give him an apron, a mug or even a tee shirt to go with his card and he will think of you year long!

Bumper Stickers...No Federal Reserve before 1910

Bumper Stickers...No Federal Reserve before 1910
Put one of these on your car and make just one more person aware of the crimes being done against our Republic! Wear a tee shirt or use a mug.

No Federal Reserve before 1910 and No IRS or Incom

No Federal Reserve before 1910 and No IRS or Incom
Where have we gone? Right where they want us to be...slaves !!
Give your friends a bumper sticker or tee shirt, even a mug and pass it on! We need a revolution now!

9/11/2001 was an INSIDE JOB!!!  it is as plain as

9/11/2001 was an INSIDE JOB!!! it is as plain as
Can you believe they fell for the LIES?! Wake them up!!! Give them a tee shirt, a bumper sticker, a coaster, an apron or even a magnet and help open some eyes!!!

Bumper Sticker 9/11/2001 was an INSIDE JOB!!!  it

Bumper Sticker 9/11/2001 was an INSIDE JOB!!! it
Make others aware of what you already know. The media hype IS Propaganda! Give your friends a bumper sticker and a tee shirt too!

Bumper Sticker Don't BLAME me I voted for the CONS

Bumper Sticker Don't BLAME me I voted for the CONS
bumper stickers may convert a few so try them out! give them a tee shirt, an apron, a mug or even a clock to go with the sticker to drive the point home!

Don't BLAME me I voted for the CONSTITUTION PARTY!

Don't BLAME me I voted for the CONSTITUTION PARTY!
We have to unite to conquer the beasts! Let's take our country back!
Give them a tee shirt, a bumper sticker, a clock, an apron and tell your friends. We WILL SUCCEED!!!

 Bumper Sticker: We need a revolution now!  We wan

Bumper Sticker: We need a revolution now! We wan
Tell them what you think with a bumper sticker and convert somebody today! Wear a tee shirt, an apron or use one of our mugs to drive the point home!

 We need a revolution now!  We want the America of

We need a revolution now! We want the America of
For the true patriots out there, here it is for your pleasure! Tell it like it IS!!!
Give them a tee shirt, a bumper sticker or even some magnets and tell your friends! Open some eyes!

 We swear you don't look a day over 21...boy are w

We swear you don't look a day over 21...boy are w
Give them a tee shirt or an apron with their card and they will remember your kindness all through the year.

Little Angels for a day...

Little Angels for a day...
Happy First Holy Communion! (may the angelic demeanor last forever!)
give them a tee shirt, a calendar, a clock or even a keepsake box.

Bumper Sticker:  Can you say TREASON?!?!

Bumper Sticker: Can you say TREASON?!?!
Put this on your car and give it to your friends...We need to take OUR Country back!!! There are more real patriots out there than you think!!!

What did you think i meant by me pot o gold!?

What did you think i meant by me pot o gold!?
Silly Little Leprechauns!!! Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

Give them a Stein, a Tee Shirt, a Poster or even a Journal to all your die hard Irish friends, along with their Card and they will never let

stand by your side

stand by your side
Happy Mother's Day!!!

Give her a Tee Shirt, a Travel Mug, a Clock or even a Calendar with her Card and she will cherish it forever!!!

Can you say Treason?!?!

Can you say Treason?!?!
Get yourself magnets, stickers and more and pass them out to your friends...Let's start the Revolution and bring this Country back to the Republic it is supposed to be!!!

Santa's first stop every year...to make sure he Ne

Santa's first stop every year...to make sure he Ne
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (Have a Gas!!!) Give them a tee shirt, a hoodie, a coaster or even a mug to go with their card and they will think of you all year long!!!

Pyromaniacs enjoying their favorite Christmas Caro

Pyromaniacs enjoying their favorite Christmas Caro
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 Think GREEN this Christmas: Audience appalled whe

Think GREEN this Christmas: Audience appalled whe
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Mitzvah Congratulations Cards, Gifts and so Much M

Doctor, I'm messed up enough but, when I came down

Doctor, I'm messed up enough but, when I came down
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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Don't you DARE say I told you so!!!

Don't you DARE say I told you so!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
P.S. Santa does look a bit more "Portly"don't you think?

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Want to get Stoned?!?!  Medusa

Want to get Stoned?!?! Medusa
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Medusa, admiring her work while having her snakes

Medusa, admiring her work while having her snakes
Pests!!!

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Happy Birthday, you old Cow!!!

Happy Birthday, you old Cow!!!
We thought we'd have a drink on you!! Well, we had three, but who's counting. You'll be getting the bill soon!!! Happy Birthday!

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 Mr and Mrs Eustace B Hawkings expressions of joy!

The Mona Code

Happy Channukah

Happy Channukah
The price of Olive Oil went up 100%...Oi Vay...what is the world coming to !!! Happy Channukah!


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Hey, Little Green Man... Wrong Holiday, what are y

Hey, Little Green Man... Wrong Holiday, what are y
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

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Some things never change!!!

Some things never change!!!
Opportunists and Greed!!!

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Failures of Political History!!!

Failures of Political History!!!
Let them eat cake!!!

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 Miracle Bra, Padded Bra, Underwire Bra, ERINGO Br

Miracle Bra, Padded Bra, Underwire Bra, ERINGO Br
Miracle Bra, Padded Bra, Underwire Bra, ERINGO Bra...Give those spirits a little lift...Be Full of Blarney and have a Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!!

Okay already, keep your head!!!

Okay already, keep your head!!!
I've decided I'll keep you around for a little, if only for a good laugh!!! Happy Anniversary!!!

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Who did you think delivered the toys to all the re

Who did you think delivered the toys to all the re
A Woman's work is Never done, even on the North Pole!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

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The Constitution states, Article II Section I, no

The Constitution states, Article II section I, no

The Constitution states, Article II section I, no
The Constitution states, Article II Section I, no person but a Natural Born Citizen can be president!!! Kenya is NOT included!!! Can you say TREASON?!? Watch the mysterious birthcertificate appear..

Renegade Elf: Santa...Latest victim of North Pole

Renegade Elf: Santa...Latest victim of North Pole
A perfect example of a disgruntled worker!!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

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Well, do I have something to tell you!!!

Well, do I have something to tell you!!!
Gossip never sleeps...

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Oh, the sweet smell of Love is in the air...

Oh, the sweet smell of Love is in the air...
Cupid's arrow found it's mark in my Heart for you...Will you be my Valentine?!?! Give them a tee shirt, a mug, a keepsake box or even a journal to go with their card and they will remember you in th

I am the object of your desire!!!  The magical pow

I am the object of your desire!!! The magical pow
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Twas the night before Christmas...not a creature w

Twas the night before Christmas...not a creature w
Somebody is always ready to Stir up a little trouble...even on Christmas!!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! Fa La La La La...Nah Nah Nah Nah

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Thank You!!!

Just Kidding...Get Well Soon!!!

Just Kidding...Get Well Soon!!!
everybody's a comedian...I really, truely, honestly hope you get well soon!!!

Cross my heart and hope to...you know what I mean!!!

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Honey, you look like a REAL Pig!...Why Thank You D

Honey, you look like a REAL Pig!...Why Thank You D
Sometimes an insult can be a complement!!!
Happy Halloween you Big witch !!!

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Oi vay, if your a Medium, I must be Ginormous!!!

Oi vay, if your a Medium, I must be Ginormous!!!
Ah, the interpretation of the subconsious mind!!
Happy Birthday Honey! (no I didn't mean that you were sweet and sticky)

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 knaht uoy...!knaht uoy...!knaht uoy...! Verbal dy

knaht uoy...!knaht uoy...!knaht uoy...! Verbal dy
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!!

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Everytime I leave a room,  people get sooooo...Hap

Everytime I leave a room, people get sooooo...Hap
Some people just can't take a Hint!!!

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Romeo and Juliette

Romeo and Juliette
Sometimes we can be greatful for those little
imperfections...they can save our lives!!!

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How'd you like it if someone dug you up?!?

How'd you like it if someone dug you up?!?
Imagine after all those years...want to talk about
grave robbers!!! So to make them feel better they call it Archeology!

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if you want me pot o gold

if you want me pot o gold
Happy Saint Patricks Day!!!

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It's about time I never thought you'd do it!!!  Co

You just try and Yodell your way out of this one!!

You just try and Yodell your way out of this one!!
Happy Birthday to You hoo hoo!!!

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Another Milestone A Huge one...We though we'd help

Another Milestone A Huge one...We though we'd help
Well sometimes Congratulations are Really in order...but, most of the time it is just an excuse for a Good Party!!!

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Selective hearing, a disease that commonly affects

Selective hearing, a disease that commonly affects
They aren't the only ones!!!

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Mosca Domestica aka common housefly...doing what i

Mosca Domestica aka common housefly...doing what i
Being a pest is now limited to flys alone!!!

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Go ahead consume those empty calories...and then c

Go ahead consume those empty calories...and then c
Ain't it the truth!!! God was quite a prankster to create food and then...put in the calories!

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It's always the shy, quiet ones that you have to w

It's always the shy, quiet ones that you have to w
He doesn't know it, but the body of my last boyfriend is in the trunk!!!

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You have someone sticking out of your teeth Dear..

You have someone sticking out of your teeth Dear..
Whatta Pal she is...Somepeople would just let you walk around all day with someone all over you teeth and never say a word!!!

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Mommy told you the choo choo train would win!!! St

Tried to blow out all the candles on your cake did

Put us on Reservations will you !!!  Remember ther

I told you you'd do it!!! Mazel tov!!!  Happy Mitz

Lie to me one more time about your age and it will

No use in walking the Plank...at your age, you don

Now Honey, this is what I mean by jewelry!!!  Happ

Stand out in a crowd!!!

Multiple colored heads

Why do you need a Dreidel for the soup? Ladle Papa

Hey, I hear you're a great guy!!!(if you only knew

Hey, I hear you're a great guy!!!(if you only knew
Happy Father's Day

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1920's Homeland security!! Constitution what's tha

Mental Hospital bathing therapy...You know I was m

Santa made it home, despite a few flat reindeer!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

How Rudolph got that Oh so famous red nose!!!  Mer

I hacked into the mainframe and put your name on t

Reindeer Strike at the North Pole...Scabs !!!  Mer

Got a live one here Henry!!! Happy Halloween!!!

Dinnertime...come and get em!!!  Happy Halloween

Trick or treat smell my feet

You must be mistaken...I am not a Turkey, I am a r

The smiths always invited the native inhabitants..

 Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of w

Honey, we got an exclusive invitation to the Jone'

Que tengas suerte!!! Good Luck!!! Yes, I'm multili

Six pack abs 12 pk

Six pack abs 12 pk
Give them a Birthday wish that will make them laugh because it is True or Not, Who Cares!!!! The laugh is worth it!!!

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Spit him out Lou, he's a lawyer...the gas will kil

Beauty is pain...frankly, all the make-up in the w

Wow, Forgot your Birthday....Ow...A Thought!!  Ign

Shopping Diva (and world traveler too)!!

So...You've been sick I hear...Well you Get Well s

World's most Famous Party Crashers!!! Mosca Domest

Chatty Cathy Meets the Amish!!! Ciao, Y'all!  What

He loves me...He loves me not...Keep Dreaming!!!..

I hear they are full of BULL in there...Let me at

One more time around that stupid thing until you g

Hello Dear, Guess what...I'm pregnant again you li

Politicians..They're not only full of Blarney but

They say they don't wear underwear under those thi

They say they don't wear underwear under those thi
Inquisitive minds can be a real problem in certain situations!!! Pick a suitable victum to investigate...

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Hey,...you two little skinny, anorexic, bullemic,

Mom said I could get a tatoo

Some people have absolutely no sense of humor!!!

Honey, you're a real monster!!! Yes, I know it's n

My wife said, all she wanted for our anniversary w

You have someone sticking out of your teeth Dear !

Thank God my husbands not home

Come on in...you big chicken!!!

Botox is a girls best friend!!!

First they discovered fire then they discovered ex

News Flash...Hell froze over!!!  Oh ha ha what a s

I told you if you called me a witch one more time

Hey Ethel, I got you some perennials for your gard

Hey Ethel, I got you some perennials for your gard
Sometimes with Friends like this, it is better to have Enemies...but for all the laughs it is definetely worth it!!!

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Finally, a blind date with a real Blind man...I'm

I thought you said you husband was dead!!!  Beware

I told you dear...you are what you eat!!!

Hey Mr. Mime, would you just shut up already!  Eve

Mirror, mirror...Not it you were the last woman on

We're on alert...we heard you are going to be ligh

Quick close the doors, here comes Phyllis with her

I told you people get rid of those politicians or

You cops treat everybody like prisoners already...

 I always did like a little Hors d'ouvres before a

I knew we should have gotten someone who could cou

Save it for someone who has a heart !!!

Shoot that thing at me and I'll rip your wings off

thank you my subjects

Why you're not a Sheep...You're a Wolf in Sheep's

Why you're not a Sheep...You're a Wolf in Sheep's
Some people are born Brilliant...other people have to work at it!!! I do hope you're a workaholic!!!

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I Promise, this time I didn't put any poison in it

I Promise, this time I didn't put any poison in it
Get Well Soon!!!

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See Mom, I told you, my teacher is a REAL Witch!!!

See Mom, I told you, my teacher is a REAL Witch!!!
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Mr. Cyclops's (a shopping madman) worst nightmare!

Mr. Cyclops's (a shopping madman) worst nightmare!
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Look Folks, I came over here to see if I could Liv

Look Folks, I came over here to see if I could Liv
Really now, it's not as bad as all that, you're only One year older! Get over it already! Happy Birthday you old Fart!!!

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Come on Boys...I'm gonna put a little FIRE back in

Come on Boys...I'm gonna put a little FIRE back in
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All this for two cents and hour, no benefits!!  My

All this for two cents and hour, no benefits!! My
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High Society... Pea Green with Envy!!  You get the

High Society... Pea Green with Envy!! You get the
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Where are you girls going...

Where are you girls going...
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not in kansas anymore

not in kansas anymore
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will never forget you!!!

Temptation at the dessert table

Temptation at the dessert table
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politician school

politician school
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Your not as young as you used to be

Your not as young as you used to be
Happy Birthday!!!

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Should I object?

Should I object?
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The facelift, tummy tuck and

The facelift, tummy tuck and
Happy Birthday!!!

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Hey man, you got some groovy moves

Hey man, you got some groovy moves
Happy Birthday!!!

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shh, even the walls have ears

shh, even the walls have ears
What did you say...You are how OLD!!! Happy Birthday Old Timer!!!

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Dr. I am a chocoholic...every year I have nightmar

Dr. I am a chocoholic...every year I have nightmar
Sure I can...just bring it all to me!!! Happy Easter!!!

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Happy Fathers Day!!!



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