I'm A Princess And You're Not!This is the latest phrase out of my niece's mouth! Of course, I immediately turned it into a design! Perfect for any little princess! |
I Feel A Sin Coming On!Do you feel a sin coming on? If so, this is the perfect design for you! It's available on t-shirts, buttons, calendars, and more! |
Alien Abduction Victim #1Are you an alien abduction victim? Let the world know what happened to you by proclaiming it with this design! Great neon green font! |
Prince CharmingLet the ladies know what a catch you are with this great design! If you're Prince Charming, then you need this hot tee! |
Love (Stylish Pastel)This beautiful design simply says, "Love" in a stylish pastel font. Gorgeous on a t-shirt. Makes a great gift for birthdays or holidays. |
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Something Wicked This Way Comes...Are you wicked? If so, you need this cool, multi-colored design. This would look so funny on a baby onesie or a kid's t-shirt. Or how about on a dog t-shirt? (I'm picturing my spoiled chihuahua!) |
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Let Me Save You Some Time... No!Tired of turning down guys (or gals) with those bad pick-up lines? Let them know, right off the bat, that you're soooooo not interested! |
Picked Last In Gym Class!You're not an athelete, are you? If you are always picked last in gym class, proudly announce it to the world with this funny tee! |
I'll Get You My Pretty..."I'll Get You My Pretty... And Your Little Dog Too!" Did you love this movie? Be a real witch with this great t-shirt this Halloween! Nice distressed design. |
NastyAre you nasty? This hot design is done in crusty red letters with a disintegrating fill. Completely, truly nasty! |
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WickedAre you wicked? This hot design is done in crusty red letters with a disintegrating fill. Completely, truly wicked! |
100% VirginAre you a virgin? Then announce it to the world with this hot virgin design! Looks great on a hoodie or t-shirt! And... uh... if you're not actually a virgin... don't worry... we won't tell! ;) |
You Make My Skin Crawl!Wear this shirt with some gory makeupand throw in a good insult for the Halloween holiday! You make my skin crawl! |
EvilAre you evil? This hot design is done in crusty red letters with a disintegrating fill. Completely, truly evil! |
Real Men Wear Pink!Are you a manly man? Everyone knows that real men wear pink! Get this funny design for your tot today! (2 versions available!) |
It's Not You Cards, Gifts, And TeesYou've all heard the famous break up line.... now it's time to be honest with this funny tee! It's Not You.... It's Me.... I Don't Like You! Hilarious insult t-shirt makes a great gift! |
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Funky DesignHere's a funky design. Looks great on t-shirts, posters, and more. Get yours today. |
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Let It SnowSnow is a favorite of many. This blue design says, "Let It Snow!" Contains a flurry of snowflakes, too! |
Ride The WavesDo you like to "Ride The Waves?" This cool design is done in shades of blue with whitecaps on the top of each letter. Great design for all of the beach bums on your holiday gift list! |
Snips And Snails (Barcode)Snips and snails and puppydog tails, that's what little boys are made of.... this cool blue barcode design features the words, "Snips And Snails." |
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You've Got Some Crusty Feet!Now isn't this the perfect t-shirt to wear to the beach?!? We'll bet that half the people you meet will glance at their feet after reading this one! |
Average JoeSo what if you're not Prince Charming?!? Who cares? This design tells the world that you're just an Average Joe. |
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Denim DarlingAre you a denim darling? Get a sweatshirt or tote bag with this darling design now! |
Ever Stop To Think...Throw this insult at the next person you meet... Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Guaranteed to get big laughs.... |
Groovy (Barcode)This multi-colored barcode has the word Groovy written underneath. Perfect for any psychedelic fan, baby! |
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Teacher's Pet!Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Are you the teacher's pet? Wear this design to brown-nose with your teacher! |
WakeboardingIf wakeboarding is your passion, let everyone you meet know it with this cool design! Each letter done in varying tones of blue topped off with a whitecap! Perfect on a tee! |
Basketball Splash the word "Basketball" across your chest with this simple design. Done in a cool multi-colored striped font. |
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Big Dawg!Let everyone know who the big dawg is! Cool red and blue design definitely shows your attitude! |
Blue Jeans And BarefootDo you spend most of your time barefoot and in blue jeans? Then this design is the perfect compliment to your wardrobe! |
Community CollegeDo you attend Community College? This is a simple black and white graphic. |
Future Mrs. "Insert Your Name Here"Make the guys do a double-take! If you're trolling for a husband, warn them up front with this hilarious design! Ladies- get your hot tee today! |
GrungeAre you a fan of the grunge look? Here's a funky design that says, "Grunge." It's done in a multi-toned yellow and white design. You need to zoom in on this design to see the details. |
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Sugar And Spice (Barcode)If you're all sugar and spice and everything nice, you need this design! (OK- even if you're on Santa's naughty list, I won't tell!) Cool pink barcode with the words, "Sugar And Spice." |
SurfHere's a great design for anyone who loves to surf! Each letter is done in varying shades of blue topped off with a whitecap. Looks cool on a t-shirt or tote bag! |
That Dress Is Too Small On You!How many times have you been asked, "Do I look fat in this?" Come on, be honest with this shirt: "That dress is too small on you!" Get slapped today! |
Bowling DesignDo you have any bowlers on your Christmas list? Get them a great bowling shirt that shows off their pride in their sport. |
Celebrity DreamsIf you long to become a celebrity, then this design is perfect for you! Cool blue design that says, "Celebrity Dreams." |
Check This OutHere's a barcode for all of you comedians out there! "Check This Out" written underneath a stylish barcode design. *Pun Intended!* Show it off on your journal or one of our other many products! |
Cool!This is one cool design! Done in beautiful multi-toned blue letters with a wavy font! Perfect for all of the cool people on your gift list! |
CopyrightDo you know an author? The products in this section make the perfect gift! |
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USAGorgeous USA design done in red and blue letters decorated with white stars. Very patriotic design! Beautiful on a tee or tote! Get yours today! |
What Are You Looking At?"What Are You Looking At? Oh, Right... Me!" If you are so hot that everyone is always staring at you, then you need this design! |
Your Children Are Attractive...When we see someone's kids, we usually talk about how cute they are and that they look just like their parents. But be brutally honest... Your children are attractive. Are they adopted? |
Charge It To DaddyAre you a spoiled brat? You know that you've got your daddy wrapped around your little finger... Get this great pink design that says, "Just Charge It To My Daddy's Account!" |
Cheerleading GiftsCalling all cheerleaders! Here's a great design to tell the world that you belong on the cheer squad! Looks great on a tee or sweatshirt! Go... Team... Go! |
Famous Person (Barcode)This cool barcode has the text, "Famous Person" written underneath. Join the barcode craze today with a hip t-shirt or hot messenger bag! |
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Proud To Be An AmericanAre you proud to be an American? This hot red, white, and blue design lets the world know that you're a patriot, through and through. |
RedneckAre you a redneck? Then show off this design: black letters with red patches that simply says, "Redneck." |
Rock StarAre you a rock star or a rock star wannabe? Here's a beautiful design done in red and white stars that says, "Rock Star." Start your fan club today! |
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Your Children Are Ugly!Usually we talk about how cute someone's kids are... but be brutally honest... "Your Children Are Ugly!" |
American DreamAre you living the American Dream? Show off your patriotic pride with this great red, white, and blue design. |
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DogAre you a dog? Whether you are male or female, you can admit it when you're a dog. Can't you? Funky black font. |
Figure Skating DesignAre you a figure skater? If so, this design is perfect for you! Emblazoned with the words "Figure Skating," this image looks great on every product we carry. Get yours today! |
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Priceless (Barcode)Are you priceless? This barcode looks as if it has been embossed. Nice subtle design that looks great on a shirt or one of our other fine gift products. |
You've Put On Weight!How many times have you said, "You look so good!" or "You haven't changed!" Oh, please, be brutally honest... "You've Put On Weight!" |
American BoyThis red, white, and blue design is great for any American Boy to show his true patriot colors! Get yours today! |
Barcodes Are So YesterdayDo you think the barcode craze has passed? Then you need a shirt with this design! Funny barcode has the text, "Barcodes Are So Yesterday" written underneath! |
Doctor- 'nuff saidGo ahead- lie! Tell that person you're interested in that you're a doctor! You know they'll be impressed! |
Fishing DesignHere's the perfect design for all of the anglers out there! Simple design that says "Fishing." Looks great on a t-shirt, calendar, and more! Get yours today! |
American GirlThis red, white, and blue design is great for any American Girl to show her true patriot colors! Get yours today! |
Football DesignHere's a great design for all of the football fans on your gift list! Those football games can get downright chilly in the stands... why not get your favorite football fan a hoodie or sweatshirt? |
Rich- 'nuff saidCome on! What else does that cute guy/gal really want to know? You need this design today. After all, you know rich people are much better looking! |
Screams Like A GirlThe front says, "Screams Like A Girl!" The back says, "Oh, wait... I am a girl!" This one is dedicated to my friend Michigal! |
American PieMulti-colored red, white, and blue design simply says, "American Pie." Looks great on a t-shirt or calendar. |
Golf DesignAre you a golf fan? If there's nothing better than spending a day on the golf course, then you have to check out this design. Perfect on a golf shirt or other great product from The Hot Tees. |
Innocent BystanderI'm just an innocent bystander! I swear! I had nothing to do with it! Yeah, right! |
What Boyfriend?Boyfriend? What boyfriend? You don't have a boyfriend do you? (At least not when you're around a hunky guy!) |
Gymnastics DesignDoes someone you love participate in gymnastics? This design makes the perfect gift. Check it out on everything from t-shirts to teddy bears. Get yours today! |
The Rumors Are True!Everyone loves gossip. You know that someone's probably spreading a rumor about you right now! Go ahead- get everyone's tongue wagging with this design. They'll all be wondering- rumors? What rumors? |
What Girlfriend?Girlfriend? What girlfriend? You don't have a girlfriend do you? (At least not when you're around a hot chick!) |
Hockey DesignIf hockey is the favorite sport of someone on your gift list, then look no further! This design is perfect for any hockey fan. Get it on a tee or sweatshirt today! |
Little MonsterThis design is for all the little monsters in the world! Great distressed design that looks great on a baby bib or a dog t-shirt! |
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Hunting DesignHere's a great design for any outdoor sportsman on your holiday list. Get a hoodie or sweatshirt to keep your favorite hunter warm on cold days and you'll be right on target. |
It Is What It Is...It is what it is.... Accept life the way that it is and you'll be so much happier. Great inspirtational gift! |
Crazy Taxi DriverHere's the perfect gift for any "Crazy Taxi Driver" that you know! If you're a cab driver, just imagine the looks that you'll get from passengers with this design! Get it on a t-shirt today! |
Polo DesignHere's a design for all of the polo fans across the globe! Makes a great gift for any polo player on your holiday list. Take a peek inside to see it on a ringer T, golf shirt, and more! |
Racing DesignStart your engines and race to get this hot design! Racing fans will love this image on a Christmas gift! Looks hot on a hoodie, sweatshirt, or other great product. Vroom... vroom... |
Raquetball DesignThis design was made just for fans of raquetball. Makes a great holiday gift. Get one for your favorite raquetball fan on a t-shirt or hoodie today! |
Property Of County JailTurn heads with this one when you walk down the street! They'll wonder if you're an escaped prisoner with a t-shirt that says, "Property Of County Jail." |
Property Of Psych WardDo people tell you that you should belong to the funny farm? Convince them that they are right by wearing this hilarious shirt that says, "Property Of The Psych Ward." |
Property Of HospitalWear a t-shirt around with this design and people will wonder if you stole it from the hospital! |
Property Of MorgueProperty Of Morgue.... That pretty much says it all! Ewwww.... gross.... so that's where you got your outfit! |
Roller Blading DesignIf roller blading is your thrill, then check out this design. Looks great on a jersey, tee, poster, and more! Get yours today! |
Rugby DesignRugby... rugby... rugby... Here's a design for all the rugby players in the world! Show pride in your game with this great image on a t-shirt, sweatshirt, or other product from The Hot Tees! |
Never Introduce...Each letter is a bullethole in this design! Never introduce your wife to your girlfriend! Hilarious on a hot tee! |
Soccer DesignIf soccer is your sport, this is your design! Great image that looks perfect on sweatshirts, hoodies, and more. Get this hot design today! |
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Softball DesignHere's the perfect Christmas gift for softball fans. This design looks great on hoodies, t-shirts, mousepads, and more! |
Learning How To SwearYou Never Really Learn How To Swear Until You Learn How To Drive! How true this is! Get your shirt with this design today! |
Speed Skating DesignHere is a great design for every speed skater on your holiday shopping list! Looks great on a sweatshirt, hoodie, or any of our other great products! |
Psychic BoyfriendI almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met! Make your friends try to figure this one out! |
Surfing DesignDo you love to ride the waves? If you're a surfer, you gotta have this design. Looks great on a shirt, calendar, or one of our many other products. |
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Swim TeamAre you on the swim team? This great design swims laps around the rest! Makes a great gift for the holidays! Get it on a t-shirt, teddy bear, or other great product today! |
My Credit Sux!Do you have bad credit? Let the world know how you feel about your financial situation. |
Tennis DesignThis design is for all of the tennis players out there! You'll definitely "love" this design on a tee or tote bag! Perfect holiday gift! |
Track DesignAre you a track star? This great design runs circles around the rest. Looks great on a t-shirt! |
Gifts For Babies And KidsOutfit your child in the latest styles from The Hot Tees. We carry several unique designs made just for children. |
Lion- School MascotOur products make wonderful gifts for students, family, faculty, and friends of schools with a lion mascot. Don't forget to bookmark us as we continually add new products and designs. |
Dog GiftsDo you have a pooch? Outfit your dog in the latest styles from Hot Tees! Can't you just see your pampered canine wearing one on your next walk? |
Star GiftsDo you love stars? This section includes several stars done with different finishes. |
Holiday GiftsWhat is your favorite holiday? Christmas? Thanksgiving? Valentine's Day? St. Patrick's Day? Peek inside to find all of our out-of-season holiday designs. |
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