Aries Aries, the Ram. Apparel for those lil' war-gods that want it all for themselves and want it NOW! |
Taurus Taurus, the Bull. Hey! Watch the china! Want a shirt? Well, we're not going to argue with you. We know better than that! |
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Libra Libra, the Scales. Indulge a bit... buy a t-shirt. Can't decide? Here's a deciding factor for your leaning scales: It might get you laid! Lovers love Libra! |
Scorpio Scorpio, the Scorpion. Everyone else has their sign on something... you need it! Just this once! |
Sagittarius Sagittarius, the Archer. There's nothing wrong with spending a bit of hard earned cash on something as frivolous as a t-shirt... you know you want it. |
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Capricorn Capricorn, the Goat. You might need to buy something for the miserly old goat... they might not buy it for themselves! |
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The Horrorscope Look into the Horrorscope... what do you see? I taste the fear in you when you feel the evil in me! |
