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Welcome to The Frozen Duck!
Gaming gear made for gamers by gamers.

The Frozen Duck is your source for RPG and Gaming humor on gear such as Shirts, Mugs, Hats and more. Whether you play a dwarf, elf, gnome, troll, human, halfling, vampire or anything fantastic, here is your place to show your pride. Want to poke fun at a fellow gamer? Buy a T-shirt that tells him what you think of his character.

Got a thing for dice? We know the feeling! Want to make fun of the rules? D20 or Dungeons and Dragons? It takes gamers to laugh with gamers. Let the world fear The Frozen Duck!

Gamer Evolution
Ever wonder where Orcs come from? Ever stop to think that gamers may not be the same species as other people? Well, following in Darwin's footsteps, we will try to help you understand with our evolu

Fantasy Art

Dice

Dice
Speckled, opaque, translucent, pearlized, marble and more ... they're shiny, they're little gems ... with numbers! They're DICE and they are the real reason true gamers game!

Fantasy Schools

Fantasy Schools
Not a college graduate? Don't like the shool you did attend? No worries! We have all sorts of college gear you can wear from various fantasy institutions!

Brushed Steel

Brushed Steel
Simple messages, cool logos. Made to look like real metal with the brushed steel finish, beveled edges and the like, they allow you to show your love or hate with pride

Gaming Humor

Gaming Humor
No rpg should be without laughs. Whether you're making fun of a rule, yourself, or your fellow gamers, buy something funny, witty or crude today!

Races & Classes

Races & Classes
Love em or hate em, the world of Role Playing is filled with creatures both wonderful and terrible, exciting and mundane. Show pride in the race and class you play or your disdain for those of others

You Know You're a Gamer When:

You Know You're a Gamer When:
Is there a difference between someone who plays an occasional RPG and a TRUE Gamer? You bet there is. Consider this section the tell-tale signs of gamer geekness.

GM/DM

Quotes From the Gaming Table

Quotes From the Gaming Table
I'm sorry to say that I have heard all of these said. I'm sorry. Please don't hold me completely responsible.

Holiday Specials

Holiday Specials
Many of the designs at TheFrozenDuck are available on greeting cards, but this area is for holiday and specialty designs specifically made for cards ... cards for gamers.

Skulls & Symbols

Skulls & Symbols
From Goblin Skulls to Pentagrams and a whole lot in between. Come see the evil side of TheFrozenDuck!

Spell Books and Journals

Spell Books and Journals
Any true role player knows that it is critical to keep notes. From the DM's secret scribings to the Adventurer's log, from the spell book to a list of humorous moments. Find the right journal here!

Flip Minos

Flip Minos
It's small, it's cool, it brings digital video to a whole new level of portability! Come see our custom Flip Mino designs!

Have I Offended You Lately?

Have I Offended You Lately?
Sometimes, it just needs to be said.

Fantasy Signs

Fantasy Signs
A humorous look at the "what if fantasy monsters/occupations existed in the modern world." Imagine the road signs you might see?


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