The Defeatists!

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Homepage: thedefeatists.com

About Us: When I was 13 I joined the Mexican army where I met a handsome and caring Generalissimo (Do they have those in Mexico?). He educated me in the ways of Lao Tzu and the ancient Taoist masters. When I turned 23 I was abducted by little green men from the planet Zork. They split me into six separate beings...these six manifestations of my spirit became known as the defeatists!


Our Interests: defeatism, giving up, procrastination, capitulation, waiting to die

Our Goal: Conquer the world, one loss, one victim, one defeated hero at a time. To spread the ideology of defeatism throughout the galaxy!

Defeatism: A way of thinking or behaving that shows that you lack any hope and expect to fail. Defeatism is acceptance and content with defeat without struggle.