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Addicted to Weed

Addicted to Weed
'Addicted to Weed' You love your 420, Mary Jane, smoke, pot, chronic, marajuana, cannabis, herb, or whatever you want to call it and some say you might be addicted, but as we all know it's not addict

Caution! I am one sick bastard

Caution! I am one sick bastard
'Caution! I am one sick bastard' Face it, you are one sick son of a bitch and it's about time you warned the people around you! Have fun with this funny saying and be sure to checkout all the fine p

I promise to pull out

I promise to pull out
'I promise to pull out' Girls can't remember how many times you head that during sex!?!? Well, us guys try to keep that promise, but something happens and many times we are unable to keep that promi

Mary Jane, Who?

Mary Jane, Who?
'Mary Jane, Who?' A lot of people will not get this design, but for those of you that do will get the biggest kick out of it. Sometimes Marijuana is called Mary Jane and other names such as weed, ca

Your momma would be pissed if she could see the pa

Your momma would be pissed if she could see the pa
'Your momma would be pissed if she could see the parts of your that I have been kissing' Oh now, momma would not want to see this shirt on her daughter! Have fun with this design and be sure to brow

I can see you looking at me and my eyes are up her

I can see you looking at me and my eyes are up her
'I can see you looking at me and my eyes are up here!' What a funny design this will make on a shirt, mug, cap, hat or one of the other fine products with this saying in a Crystal Ball! It reads,...

I see you are horny

I see you are horny
'I see you are horny' What a funny design with a Crystal Ball that says.. "I see you are Horny and I can help you!". This is a perfect design for wearing to the local bar or pub, party, schoo

I see you going to bed with me

I see you going to bed with me
'I see you going to bed with me' This is a really cool design using a crystal ball saying.. I see you going to bed with me. A shirt, mug mouse pad, or any of the other fine products with this design

Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christ

Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christ
'Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas!' A little adult humor for the Christmas Holiday. You and the gang will get a kick out of this design be it on a t-shirt, coffee mug, sticker,

Sit on my lap to find the North Pole!

Sit on my lap to find the North Pole!
'Sit on my lap to find the North Pole!' A little adult humor for the Christmas Holiday. You and the gang will get a kick out of this design be it on a t-shirt, mug, sticker, magnet or on any of the

Ass University

Ass University
'Ass University' Wow, you got yourself one fine ass! Your butt is so hot that you even graduated from the University of Ass! Let the other girls and guys know that you have a magnificent ass by get

Butt University

Butt University
'Butt University' You got an ass that every woman or man wish they had! You even graduated from the damn Butt University! Have fun with this design and pickup yourself a shirt and perhaps some match

Fcuk University

Fcuk University
'Fcuk University' Okay, we all know this was misspelled on purpose, but it does make folks look twice! So, did you graduate from the Fuck University? If so, pickup perhaps a shirt and some other ma

Pussy University

Pussy University
'Pussy University' Let the girls know you are well educated in the area of the kitty and damnie, you are educated in the art of taking care of it! Get yourself a shirt, some matching framed tiles, t

Big Dick University

Big Dick University
'Big Dick University' You got yourself a Big Dick, but with the baggie pants everyone is wearing these days who would know. It's time to advertise by getting yourself a shirt or one of these other f

Nasty Whore University

Nasty Whore University
'Nasty Whore University' You are not only a Whore, but damnie.. you are a Nasty Whore and you graduated from the University! A shirt or other product with design will make a great joke gift or perha

Whore University

Whore University
'Whore University' Well face dammit, you are a whore and why not, you are good at it. You even graduated from the Whore University! Have fun with this design and hey, this would make a great gag gi

Big Titties University

Big Titties University
'Big Titties University' Girl you got you some really nice and big boobs and it's time to let everyone know that you not only know you got em, but you graduated from the darn university of big tits!

Big Boobs University

Big Boobs University
'Big Boobs University' You got some big boobies and now you got a shirt and other fine products to let folks know you are proud of your rack! Have fun with this design pickup a shirt or other fine p

Wanna touch it?

Wanna touch it?
'Wanna touch it?' Often I have wanted to touch "it", but as you know it can be awkward just going up and touching someone without know how they will react. Now, with perhaps a teeshirt with this des

wanna peek?

wanna peek?
'wanna peek?' Have you ever want to flash someone, but just did not have the nerve. Well, with this design you can in a polite way let someone know that it is okay to ask for a peek or flash. This

Wanna See?

Wanna See?
'Wanna See?' Great design for a college party or any party for that matter. You know, after a few drinks you kind of get the urge to see what someone is packing. Have fun with these design on one o

Wanna Ride?

Wanna Ride?
'Wanna Ride?' Wearing a shirt with this design would be a blast at a party. Might even get some takers?? Have fun with it!

This was made for riding

This was made for riding
'This was made for riding' I don't think we are talking about a pony here, but maybe we are. Let the girls and guys know you are ridable and willing with one of these fine products!

You know you want to know how big it is, so ask

You know you want to know how big it is, so ask
'You know you want to know how big it is, so ask' You know, we could be talking about many different things here. Just one example, the size of engine under the hood or perhaps dick size. I am sure

Chronic Masturbator

Chronic Masturbator
'Chronic Masturbator' I understand masturbation is healthy and it can relieve sexual frustration. I heard once in health class that 99% of men admit they masturbate and the other 1% are liars. Wonder

Sex is a frame of mind, ask me what I got in mind

Sex is a frame of mind, ask me what I got in mind
'Sex is a frame of mind, ask me what I got in mind' Now this is funny and just think, you just might find someone that will ask what you have in mind!?!?

The tree does not fall from the nuts

The tree does not fall from the nuts
'The tree does not fall from the nuts' Okay guys, we know this is true! Have fun with this design and no girls, we are not referring to dick and balls!

nymphomaniac

nymphomaniac
'nymphomaniac' Are you one? LOL! Well, there are some that can't get enough sex and I guess this design is for you!

Man Whore

Man Whore
'Man Whore' I guess it's time to face it, you're a man and yes, you are a whore! This design was made for you, so wear it proudly!

Need a sperm donor? I am your man!

Need a sperm donor? I am your man!
'Need a sperm donor? I am your man!' I think this design speaks for itself! I guess there is a selfless man out there willing to give his spunk in the name of sharing and goodwill.

Signing Fuck You - ASL Sign Language

Signing Fuck You - ASL Sign Language
'Signing Fuck You - ASL Sign Language' A little different spin on having the words Fuck You on a tee shirt. Most will not know what it means, which makes this adult design more fun!

Hey! My eyes are up here!

Hey! My eyes are up here!
'Hey! My eyes are up here!' You know how you can be talking to someone and then you notice they are looking at your breast or chest or maybe even your crotch. Well, this shirt will remind them where

Balls Out!

Balls Out!
'Balls Out!' Sometimes you just gotta let them out and why not let people know it's okay to let it all hang out with this design!

E Z

E Z
'E Z' Are you easy? Well, with this design you can subtlety let others know you are, as it will make them have to think what the letters mean. Yes, this is a design with humor in mind and does not

Horse Shit!

Horse Shit!
Horse Shit!

Shit

Shit
'Shit' Now, I know we all have said this one too, or at least thought it. This word has SO MANY meanings... I don't give a shit, call someone a mean shit, go take a shit, who gives a shit, you are..

Private Dick

Private Dick
'Private Dick' There is a little detective in us all and this tee is perfect for the private eye in your family.

NFOWA - Proud Member National Federation of Whore'

NFOWA - Proud Member National Federation of Whore'
'NFOWA - Proud Member National Federation of Whore's Anonymous' Even though the federation still has anonymous in it's name, they have decided that members will now open up more and be proud of their

Dicken's Cider

Dicken's Cider
'Dicken's Cider'

Nudist University

Nudist University
'Nudist University'

Don't step on my pussy!

Don't step on my pussy!
'Don't step on my pussy!' I stepped on my pussy cat one time and boy howdy, was he mad at me! I don't think he talked to me for the rest of the day.

Oops! - The little trollop

Oops! - The little trollop
'Oops! - The little trollop' She looks innocent, but I don't think she is? Some might call her a painted ho, but I would never say that!

Big Knockers University

Big Knockers University
'Big Knockers University'

Well Chicken Shit

Well Chicken Shit
Well Chicken Shit

Will do anything for money! Let's do business!

Will do anything for money! Let's do business!
'Will do anything for money! Let's do business! Let's do business!' Well, if you will do anything for money, why not put the offer out on the table. This is a funny and fun design that comes in some

WTF

WTF
'WTF' Okay, I am sure most of us have said this or at least thought it. What the fuck!

The Perv

The Perv
'The Perv ' This little guy is harmless, but I think he get excited very easily when he sees a pretty face.

Well Monkey Shit I guess the tribe has spoken

Well Monkey Shit I guess the tribe has spoken
'Well Monkey Shit I guess the tribe has spoken' This funny saying/design kind of reminds me of the show Survivor and they must feel when they are voted off.

Well Shit, I guess the tribe has spoken

Well Shit, I guess the tribe has spoken
'Well Shit, I guess the tribe has spoken' This funny saying/design kind of reminds me of the show Survivor.

Friends you can keep

Friends you can keep
'Friends you can keep'

If you like what you see tell me Bitch!

If you like what you see tell me Bitch!
'If you like what you see, tell me Bitch!'

Go ahead, you know you want to touch me!

Go ahead, you know you want to touch me!
'Go ahead, you know you want to touch me!' Okay sexy, you know wearing this design will get you that added attention you love. Yes, it's a fun and humorous design that should bring smells you the wea

Would someone please give him a..

Would someone please give him a..
"Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him."

Oh Yeah Boys, Size Doesn't Matter

Oh Yeah Boys, Size Doesn't Matter
'Oh Yeah Boys, Size Doesn't Matter' We all heard it, but makes one wonder if it does??? This design adds a little humor to the old saying.



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