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You've found the online shit shop for The Chicago Dope, a web publication that satirizes, criticizes, mocks, lampoons, and lambasts the newsmakers, pop culture phenomena and peculiar cultural institutions that dominate our traditional news sources, with a focus on America’s Second City.

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Devices for holding liquid.

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Stickers and Stuff
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