The official Web Store of the CDP. Satisfy your swag desire.
CDP Fitted T-Shirt.Fitted shirt with CDP logo on front & URL on back. Yummy!
$22.99
The classic CDP Logo on black. Tasty!
$21.99
CDP Logo with slogan on front, URL on back. Delicious!
$21.99
CDP logo on front, barcode URL on back. Scrumptious!
$22.99
CDP logo and slogan on front, barcode URL on back. For the ladies!
$22.99
CDP Plain White T-Shirt.CDP barcode logo on front & barcode URL on back. Classy!
$19.99
CDP barcode logo on front, classic URL on back. Saucy!
$21.99
CDP Organic Cotton Tee.It's organic, so you can eat it when it no longer fits.
$22.99
CDP Golf Shirt.It's the only shirt I'll golf in.
$19.99
For all the baby dolls out there.
$23.99
For the CDP's rabid fanbase of teenage girls.
$18.99
CDP Value T-shirt.Cheap and to the point. What's not to love?
$10.99
Classic logo with barcode on back. Great for ladies and gay men.
$20.99
CDP Yellow T-Shirt.What's uglier than a yellow shirt? Nothing!
$20.99
CDP Green T-Shirt.What looks better than a green shirt? Everything!
$20.99
CDP Men's Sleeveless Tee.Beat your wife in style!
$20.99
CDP Women's T-Shirt.Barcode URL on back for extra protection.
$19.99
CDP Women's Tank Top.Beat your husband in style!
$20.99
Winter's coming. Get a CDP hoodie!
$30.99
Make your boyfriend jealous! Profess your love of the CDP!
$22.99
Show up for company picnics in style!
$22.99
CDP Jr. Hoodie.No description needed, this hoodie is everything you'll ever need in a garment.
$30.99
Simple. Elegant. On-turning.
$29.99
CDP Bib.For my "0-6 months" demographic.
$6.99
Swaddle your infants in style.
$11.99
Let them know you'd give birth to them all over again with this baby-t.
$13.99
Get trounced by bullies in style.
$19.99
CDP Kids Hoodie.Kids, stay warm and cool at the same time!
$24.99
Finally, a shirt for all of the children that love the CDP.
$15.99
CDP Black Cap.Finally, a hat you can wear to church.
$16.99
Look like a complete dumbass in style!
$13.99
CDP Messenger Bag.Make hipsters jealous! Don't let them into the loop!
$21.99
CDP Tote Bag.Screw PBS, get your tote bag from the CDP!
$15.99
CDP Teddy Bear.Cuddle up with the CDP. I'm a kind and gentle lover.
$14.99
CDP Journal.For your most intimate thoughts about the CDP.
$11.49
CDP Mousepad.Pimp out your office with an official CDP mousepad!
$13.99
CDP Tile Coaster.Have a drink with the CDP.
$5.50
CDP Wall Clock.You know what time it is? It's CDP time!
$12.99
CDP Throw Pillow.CDP logo and catchphrase on a cuddly pillow.
$18.99
CDP BBQ Apron.Meat is murder! Buy my BBQ apron!
$17.99
CDP Mug.The best part of waking up is the CDP in your cup.
$13.99
CDP Rectangle Magnet.CDP Test Pattern logo on a magnet? What a country!
$4.99
CDP Mini Button.Who doesn't like mini-buttons? Not you!
$2.49
CDP Mini Button. (10 pack)10 mini-buttons for your mini-buttoning pleasure.
$10.99
CDP Rectangle Magnet. (10 pack)Why buy just one when you can buy 10?
$22.99
CDP Calendar Print.Mark off the remaining days of your life in style!
$5.99
CDP Postcards. (Package of 8)When you care enough to send the very worst.
$7.99
CDP Mini Poster Print.Give your cubicle extra flair and zazz!
$8.99
CDP Rectangle Sticker.CDP Test Pattern logo on a sticker. You should buy at least a dozen.
$4.49
CDP Oval Sticker.Share with your friend!
$4.49
CDP Bumper Sticker.Finally, a reason for people to honk at you other than your horrid driving.
$5.49
