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beard measuring shirt

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WITHOUT A BEARD YOU'RE THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER WOM

SHAVING SAYS A LOT ABOUT A MAN. LIKE,

A MAN DOESN'T GROW A BEARD. A BEARD GROWS A MAN.

WISDOM IS MEASURED IN YEARS, YEARS ARE MEASURED IN

NO BEARD? NO CHANCE.

BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BEARD

CLASSIC ROCKERS measuring shirt

PRESIDENT measuring shirt

WIZARD measuring shirt

I SEE YOU SHAVED. SORRY THE WEIGHT OF MANHOOD WAS

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'VE DONE THAT MATTERS, BUT HOW YO

GO BEARD OR GO HOME

kids: FUTURE BEARDING WORLD CHAMPION

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BUT A BEARD AIN'T ONE.

I BEARD, THEREFORE I AM

IF YOU DON'T GROW,  YOU DON'T KNOW.

A WISE MAN AND HIS BEARD ARE RARELY PARTED.

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WITHOUT MAN THERE CAN BE NO BEARD. WITHOUT BEARD

I THINK, THEREFORE I BEARD.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE BEARD, YOU DON'T KNOW THE MA

OBEY THE BEARD.

TOP 10 REASONS TO GROW A BEARD

WHEN TWO BEARDS CROSS PATHS, THE LARGER BEARD HAS

BEARDS ARE YOUR FACE MAKING MUSIC.

YOU DO NOT QUESTION THE BEARD, THE BEARD QUESTIONS

BEARD UP OR SHUT UP.

WHEN MAN AND BEAST ARE ONE.

BEARDS SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE GOATEES.

BEARD + WEIRDO = BEARDO.

SOME FATHERS TEACH THEIR SONS TO SHAVE. OTHERS TEA

THERE'S NO

BEARDED FOR PLEASURE.

BEARDED FOR HER PLEASURE.

BEARDED FOR HIS PLEASURE.

BEARD IS MY COPILOT.

MY BEARD DOESN'T HAVE AN OFF SWITCH.

EVERYTIME YOU SHAVE, GOD KILLS A KITTEN.

WHEN YOU HAVE A BEARD, YOU HAVE ENOUGH.

MY BEARD ANSWERS TO NO ONE.

C.B.O. CHIEF BEARD OFFICER

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, BEARD.

RESPECT ISN'T EARNED. IT'S GROWN.

IT'S NOT SHAVING, IT'S BEARDACIDE

MY BEARD DEMANDS MORE

A MOUSTACHE IS JUST AN ABORTED BEARD

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