It's just the beginning folks, just the beginning. This water runs deep! Keep comin' back for more slogans and more products as we get 'em up.

I hate the media	Hey Cameraman...	Local News Sucks
Scott Peterson did it Ask OJ	...as if by an occult...	What would jesus report on
If it bleeds it leads!	Media is A WMD	So bad, so bad...
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