
ONE QUARTER OF YOUR DISPOSABLE INCOME. THAT"S ALL WE ASK. Welcome to the Tobias the Adequate SWAG shop - home to Tobias shirts, Official SHILL merchandise, and anything else we can talk CafePress into making for us.
The Official Shill T-Shirt"SHILL" badge on the front - Logo on the back!
$19.99
The Cheap Shill T-ShirtOur Economy Model - Let 'em know you're a Tobias Shill AND Frugal!
$10.00
The Working Shill Golf ShirtBecause even SHILLs have to have day jobs!
$22.00
The Women's SHILL TankTasteful without being gaudy (and a fan request!)
$17.99
Logo Fitted TJust a shirt, with the Tobias Logo on. Simple. Elegant. Fitted.
$18.99


For the cooler Repeat Offenders - a subtler t shir
$21.00


For the cooler Repeat Offenders - a subtler t shir
$20.00


$29.99


$16.99
SHILL Jr HoodieA bit like the SHILL Hoodie, but more girly. Yet still street, yo.
$30.00


For those who wish to keep it real, yo. Or something.
$30.00


$20.00


Simple, elegant, small
$16.00
Kid Size Shill HoodieFor the short shill in your family
$25.00


You really can't start 'em early enough!
$12.00


Hey - this I can see from the stage!
$16.99


A reasonably inexpensive hat with the logo and Those Words on it
$13.99
SHILL Mini ButtonFor the Proud Yet Frugal - A small declaration of SHILLness
$2.00
SHILL Mini Buttons (10 Pack)Got 9 cheap friends? Get 10 cheap buttons!
$10.00
SHILL StickerBRRRP Stick-em! Ha-HA-HA Stick-em! (Sorry)
$3.50