Welcome to The FLORIDA NAVAL MILITIA. TFNM is an unarmed, mutual support group of mariners and boat lovers formed to swap sea tales, drink, and assist each other in times of need.
TFNM MISSION- If terrorists have interdicted the beer, wine, or alcoholic beverage supply to Florida, TFNM vessels will sally forth, form convoys, and establish sea routes of commerce to supply beer, wine, and alcoholic beverages to maintain the morale of the Citizens, Tourists, and Visitors in Florida.

TFNM FLAG	TFNM Fine Art Prints, Cards, & Calendars	Pinups and Nose Art by Major K A Plethora of Pinups and Naughty Nose Art!
I Want You!	TFNM Nauti-Girl	"BOTTLE STATIONS!" "Man your bottle Stations!" Artwork on mugs, Bags, Shirts, & more.
Manatee Warning Products Shirts, Totes & Mugs with TFNM Manatee Warning!	"Party Spotted!" Products Shirts, Tote Bags, & Mugs featuring "Party Spotted" Artwork.	Coastwatcher Products Shirts, Tote Bags, Mugs & more featuring the TFNM Crab Coastwatcher!
The Drinking Lamp Is Lit!	"We Can Drink It!" Rosie the Beerdrinker takes a break on a plethora of products!	TFNM ATTACK MANATEE Shirts, Tote Bags, Mugs, & More with the TFNM ATTACK MANATEE art!
TFNM Booze Groups	"Enlist Today!" Items Woo-Woo! Shirts, Tote Bags, & Mugs with the TFNM Babe Artwork.	"PELICAN PILOT" Products "Semper Imbibo!" (Always Drinking) Shirts, Tote Bags, Mugs, & More!
"PARTY BOAT" Products Serve on a Party Boat! PB-7 Shirts, Tote Bags, Mugs, & More!	"ATTACK SUBMARINE" Products "Command Your Own Submarine!" Shirts, Tote Bags, Mugs, & More!	TFNM Fleet Submarine The TFNM Submarine SQUALID featured on Mugs, Shirts, Tote Bags, and more!
I Love TFNM Shirts, Tote Bags, Mugs, & More with the TFNM Beach Babe!	Manatees At War Comics Classic "Manatees At WAR" comic book cover on a wide variety of products.	"TFNM Martini Girl" Shirts, Tote Bags, Mugs, & More featuring the TFNM Martini Girl!
The FLORIDA NAVAL MILITA FLAG	Join The Florida Naval Militia Online! Join TFNM! 16x20 Poster includes correct size blank- I.D. card, Commission Certificate as a Captain, and a copy of your Secret Orders with Instructions. Thank you for supporting The Florida Naval Mili	The Virginia Brigade