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At Text Symbol, sexy text and custom graphics come together in a lustful embrace of all things shameless, smart, and absurdly funny. Our first products are custom stylish, high quality, must-have humorous T-shirts featuring dirty text and our very own lusty illustrations.

Visit our dot com website at TextSymbol.com for more sexy t-shirts, gifts and apparel.

Sex Roots

Sex Roots
Sex Roots is for the sexy rocker chic who likes to get down and dirty in the roots. Skulls, vines, distressed artifacts and other decorations adorn this SEX illustration.

Happiness is... a warm pussy

Happiness is... a warm pussy
Guns and puppies are not going to keep you warm at night. Well, puppies might, but you get the point. Get cozy and enjoy the soothing form-fitting comfort of Text Symbol's original Happiness is a warm

Guitaristist are Players

Guitaristist are Players
Wear Text Symbol's original Guitarists are Players design and get the girl. Guitarists are Players illustration features girls, swirls and two Fender Stratocasters.

Sexy & Naughty Buttons, Badges, & Pins

Sexy & Naughty Buttons, Badges, & Pins
Some people call it a pin, some people call it a badge, we like to call it a button. Whatever you prefer to call them, our sexy & naughty buttons are hip, so you’ll want to be sure to check them out.

Multiple Orgasms

Multiple Orgasms
If you are lucky enough to be a multi-orgasmic person, show the world how privileged you are. This pinup style illustration features foliage, butterflies, swirls, flowers, and a few beautiful pinup wh

My boyfriend's the bassist

My boyfriend's the bassist
Declare your wistful groupie status to the other skanks at your favorite band’s next gig. Or maybe he really is your boyfriend. A bassist who grooves is just right (trust us). Anyone who has ever crus

Little cocksucker

Little cocksucker
Our original Little cocksucker tee is pink with curlicues. Look closely at the design to find the object of oral fixation.

In the name of lust

In the name of lust
The things we do in the name of love. Stop in the name of lust! Love stinks. Embrace simple glorious lust. Accept it. Enjoy it!

Submit

Submit
You will be surprised what you draw out of certain people when you shamelessly embrace your dark side. Wear our Submit design to declare your demand and don’t be surprised to look down and find every

Slut Whore

Slut Whore
Attention whorish Han Solos and slutty Princess Leias! We at Text Symbol acknowledge that nerds have dirty sex too (on occasion).

Manwhore

Manwhore
Here at Text Symbol, when we talk about sluts and whores (such as ourselves), we do not discriminate between the sexes. All whores are created equal.

Little cocksucker

Little cocksucker
You are a filthy little cocksucker and you know it. Yeah. That’s right. Mmm. Say it. Now say it again. Now get busy, you sweet little cocksucker.

Man Buck Fuddy

Man Buck Fuddy
Are you a good friend? The kind of friend with benefits? Announce your fuck buddy status to the world and hold your head high.

Woman Buck Fuddy

Woman Buck Fuddy
Are you a good friend? The kind of friend with benefits? Announce your fuck buddy status to the world and hold your head high.

talk nerdy to me_

talk nerdy to me_
Ahhhhh. Digital love. You just want to climb on top of your sexy techie and remove their glasses while they whisper dirty nerdy nothings in your ear. The Talk nerdy to me_ tee announces your geek feti

Swallows

Swallows
This hip filigree and bird design t shirt celebrates the precious swallow. Perfect for swallow lovers. The swallows tee pairs stunning design with sexy subtext.

got lube?

got lube?
Got milk parody tee. This might turn out to be the best date of your life. Got car keys; check. Got dinner reservations; check. Got condoms; check. Got lube?

iGasm Women's T-Shirt

iGasm Women's T-Shirt
iGasm parody design. Music makes everyone feel good and some people to the point of orgasm. If music makes you orgasm then you need our iGasm Women's T-shirt. One of our best iPod parodies.
Nobody Knows I'm a Pornstar Yard Sign
Nobody Knows I'm a Pornstar Yard Sign
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