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Welcome!
Welcome to our new online store! Just in time for the holidays, we are now offering a number of new products with graphics that reflect the unique style of everyone's favorite mythical small town, LaCucaracha, Texas. Please feel free to browse our store for clever gift ideas or to upgrade your boring wardrobe. Check back often, since we are uploading new designs as quickly as we can think of ideas.

Free Guilt: Church Sunday

Free Guilt: Church Sunday
I didn’t see you at
church Sunday.

Free Guilt: Church Sunday

Free Guilt: Church Sunday
I didn’t see you at
church Sunday.

Free Guilt: Studying

Free Guilt: Studying
Shouldn’t you be
at home studying?

Free Guilt: Studying

Free Guilt: Studying
Shouldn’t you be
at home studying?

Free Guilt: Mother Disappointed

Free Guilt: Mother Disappointed
Your mother is
very disappointed.

Free Guilt: Mother Disappointed

Free Guilt: Mother Disappointed
Your mother is
very disappointed.

Free Guilt: Laundry

Free Guilt: Laundry
Shouldn’t you be at
home doing laundry?

Free Guilt: Laundry

Free Guilt: Laundry
Shouldn’t you be at
home doing laundry?

Free Guilt: grandmother wondering

Free Guilt: grandmother wondering
Your grandmother is wondering why you haven't called.

Free Guilt: Grandmother wondering

Free Guilt: Grandmother wondering
Your grandmother is wondering why you haven't called.

Free Guilt: dog wondering

Free Guilt: dog wondering
Your dog is wondering when you'll be home.

Free Guilt - dog wondering

Free Guilt - dog wondering
Your dog is wondering
when you’ll be home.

Free Guilt: friends

Free Guilt: friends
Your mother is
questioning your
choice of friends.

Free Guilt - friends

Free Guilt - friends
Your mother is
questioning your
choice of friends.

Texas Cockroach Square Logo Items

Texas Cockroach Square Logo Items
Proudly proclaim your loyalty to the only newspaper that tells you exactly what you want to hear - The Texas Cockroach.

Texas Cockroach Armadillo

Texas Cockroach Newspaper Logo

You Would Be Cuter

All My Exes Live in LaCucaracha Texas

Venison - The Other Red Meat

I'm Kinda Famous - Green

Armadillos Football XXL

Armadillo Queen Festival

LaCucaracha Noise Ordinance

LaCucaracha Noise Ordinance
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE REMIND YOU about LaCucracha Noise Polution Ordinance #9578464.
Free incineration of albums, records, cassette tapes,compact discs, 8-Track tapes, and guitar books related

Sintown Garden Club

State Champions Since 8000BC

I'm Kinda Famous in LaCucaracha, Texas - Pink

Unsolicited Advice from Old People

Unsolicited Advice from Old People
select quotes from your favorite advice columnist: Gladys

If a Democrat Falls in the Forest

If a Democrat Falls in the Forest
If a Democrat falls in the forest, well, who cares?
Republican Party of LaCucaracha, Texas

Last Democrat in LaCucaracha

Last Democrat in LaCucaracha
An Army of One
(Actually, I’m the only member)
Democratic Party of LaCucaracha, Texas



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