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Welcome to our new online store! Just in time for the holidays, we are now offering a number of new products with graphics that reflect the unique style of everyone's favorite mythical small town, LaCucaracha, Texas. Please feel free to browse our store for clever gift ideas or to upgrade your boring wardrobe. Check back often, since we are uploading new designs as quickly as we can think of ideas.

Free Guilt: Church Sunday I didn’t see you at church Sunday.	Free Guilt: Church Sunday I didn’t see you at church Sunday.	Free Guilt: Studying Shouldn’t you be at home studying?
Free Guilt: Studying Shouldn’t you be at home studying?	Free Guilt: Mother Disappointed Your mother is very disappointed.	Free Guilt: Mother Disappointed Your mother is very disappointed.
Free Guilt: Laundry Shouldn’t you be at home doing laundry?	Free Guilt: Laundry Shouldn’t you be at home doing laundry?	Free Guilt: grandmother wondering Your grandmother is wondering why you haven't called.
Free Guilt: Grandmother wondering Your grandmother is wondering why you haven't called.	Free Guilt: dog wondering Your dog is wondering when you'll be home.	Free Guilt - dog wondering Your dog is wondering when you’ll be home.
Free Guilt: friends Your mother is questioning your choice of friends.	Free Guilt - friends Your mother is questioning your choice of friends.	Texas Cockroach Square Logo Items Proudly proclaim your loyalty to the only newspaper that tells you exactly what you want to hear - The Texas Cockroach.
Texas Cockroach Armadillo	Texas Cockroach Newspaper Logo	You Would Be Cuter
All My Exes Live in LaCucaracha Texas	Venison - The Other Red Meat	I'm Kinda Famous - Green
Armadillos Football XXL	Armadillo Queen Festival	LaCucaracha Noise Ordinance FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE REMIND YOU about LaCucracha Noise Polution Ordinance #9578464. Free incineration of albums, records, cassette tapes,compact discs, 8-Track tapes, and guitar books related
Sintown Garden Club	State Champions Since 8000BC	I'm Kinda Famous in LaCucaracha, Texas - Pink
Unsolicited Advice from Old People select quotes from your favorite advice columnist: Gladys	If a Democrat Falls in the Forest If a Democrat falls in the forest, well, who cares? Republican Party of LaCucaracha, Texas	Last Democrat in LaCucaracha An Army of One (Actually, I’m the only member) Democratic Party of LaCucaracha, Texas