The Old Hippie's Gift Shop
You have found the Old Hippie's Gift Shop.
In this shop you will find various gift items having to do with Mopars, Humor, Politics, Drag Racing, and just about any other topic you can Imagine. The Old Hippie (aka The Conservative Hippie) is the webmaster of the below sites -- and uses this one gift shop for all of those sites. If you have a spare few moments -- stop by for a little visit at any of my sites.
Below these links, you will find the various categories of items sold in the Old Hippie's Gift Shop. Click the categories to see the various items (T-Shirts, coffee cups, baby clothes, mouse pads, cards, stickers, calendars, etc) being sold for that category. Many of the items come in additional colors. For instance the black T-shirts come in 7 other dark colors -- and the women's running suits come in three -- so browse around a little.
Satisfaction is guaranteed. You have 30 days to return the item for a full guarantee (details are at the bottom of this page) if you don't like it -- but no one has ever returned for other than a size change.
Thanx
The Old Hippie
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This site is the best Mopar community on the Internet. Mopar forums, History, tools, technical papers, free classified ads, photographs, and a whole lot more. |
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Conservative opinions, political forums, drag racing, humor, Texas, computers, Kool Links, nd 1000s of pages of other information. |
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8-second 4-speed 65 Coronet raced in Nostalgia Super Stock. |
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A web site dedicated to Nostalgia Super Stock Racing |
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Builder of High Performance and Race motors and carburetors for Mopars. |
Gouge Oil Yes -- Beer is finally cheaper than gas. Protest gouging by oil companies by wearing one of these T-Shirts. |
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Steak & Blowjob Day Happy Steak & Blowjob Day is March 14th (although I'm all for just making it Saturday). Women appear to need a constant reminder of this special holiday. This section can help them to remember. |
Old Hippie's Valentines Day Shop Happy Valentine's Day simply stated. She'd really rather a Teddy Bear than flowers. Flowers are in the trash in 3 days -- the bear reminds her forever. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Kiss Me -- I'm Irish St. Patrick's Day is March 17th. Order now to be ready for the next one. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Happy Valentine's Day Panting Heart wishes you a Happy Valentine's Day. This stuff is guaranteed to even get an ugly guy laid! Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Happy St. Patricks Day March 17th is St. Patricks Day. Order now to be ready for the next one. Click the above for details and pricing. |
Anorexia Survivor Proclaim to the world that you are a survivor and no longer a slave to Anorexia with this Gold Ribbon shirt |
77 Virgins Hey Islamic terrorist go ahead and pull that pin -- your 77 Virgins are waiting for you. When you get to your Heaven -- pull up that linen and start your grinning! |
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My Fricken Costume Now here’s the Halloween costume for the trick or treater who marches to the drum of a different drummer. |
The Souths Gonna Rise Again Gifts for those who aren’t happy with our loss in the War of Northern Aggression. |
ACLU ACLU - American Commie Lobbyist Union. Another Liberal Legacy. No organization has tried has hard to bring Communism to America. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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support israel Too many people are too willing to support Islamic terrorists over the Jews they hate. These items are for the other people. |
Panther Pink Kristina MoPower Style memorabilia that feature a cartoon of a ProMod 57 Plymouth in pink. |
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60 Plymouth The 60 Plymouth had the biggest fins of all American cars. Items showing Mopar at its best. |
NOPD N.O.P.D. - Not our Problem Dude - Hurricane Katrina 2005. Manta of the New Orleans Police Department. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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IRS Our tax system has 5% of the people paying 90% of the personal Income tax. Lesson learned -- work hard and get bled dry. Click the above for details and pricing. |
New & Improved Big Red Ram Official Merchandise of the best racecar racing in Nostalgia Super Stock. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Big Red Ram Big Red Ram is a 580ci 4-speed 65 Dodge Coronet running in the Nostalgia Super Stock Ranks www.bigredram.com |
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History of Freedom Support the military, as they're the brave men and woman willing to put their life on the lines to protect those too weak or timid to fight for themself. Click the above for details and pricing. |
United Nations The World's Mafia. We need to get out of this corrupt organization, and tell them to get out of New York. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Osama Bin Laden "It's God's responsibility to judge Osama bin Laden. It is our responsibility to arrange the meeting." Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Hillary 8:98 The 11th Commandment made just for William the Impeached. Poking (excuse the pun) a little fun at America's worst couple. Click the above for details and pricing. |
Men Sleep Peacefully Men sleep peacefully in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf |
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Beautify America If you love America, and hate the people trying to tear it down -- this is the category for you. Click the above for details and pricing. |
Kerry & Fonda Lied American needs a constant reminder that it isn't the Military that is dishonorable and lies -- it is the Anti-Military. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Huntin with Dick I went hunting with Dick Cheney and all I got was this damn shirt! Make a mockery out of the Liberals obsession with chickenshit. Click the above for details and pricing. |
Lucky Charms St. Patrick's Day is March 17th. Order now to be ready for the next one. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Democrats Are you sick and tired of the Liberal Politicians and Bush haters constant whinning? Well tell the world! Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Ted's Water Safety School Ted shows you how to save your ass and let your girlfriend die. As seen on www.top10weasels.com There are rules we have and rules the Kennedy's have. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Approaching Kennedy Compound Always use caution when approaching the Kennedy Coumpound. Your chances og getting creeamed by a drunk driver increase dramatically. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Big Kahuna Asd Mel Brooks would say, It's good to be the Big Kahuna. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Red Neck Humor Roy, Jr., and Bubba from the Red Neck humor site at www.oldhippie.com/rednecks -- all kinds of redneck humor. Click the above for details and pricing. |
Your Asshole in Jail Many are ready to do the crime -- they just need to be asked if they're ready to do the time. Click the above for details and pricing. |
The Head Foundation The Head Foundation -- Please Give Freely! Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Wing Man Wingman. When you're called upon to take the ugly one so you bud can get lucky. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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Vegetarian -- Indian for bad hunter Lucky Hunting T-shirt to be worn under your camos. Increases your cahance for a 10-point buck. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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So Many Cats - So Few Recipes Want to appall cat lovers -- this ought to do it! Click the above for details and pricing. |
Man Speaks in the forest Got a wife who knows it all? Then she'll appreciate the preverbal question. Click the above for details and pricing. |
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