St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts and Irish Shirts
Buy funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirts and gifts. From offensive Saint Patrick's t-shirts to funny St. Paddy's Day gift designs, you'll find what you're looking for here. Find beer drinking shirts, Large Beer Steins, St. Patrick's Day Souvenirs, Irish pride t-shirts, leprechaun shirts and much more. Celebrate St. Patrick's Day in style with hilarious green t-shirts and gifts from Teewit4grownups.com. Find everything you need for St. Patrick's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, or St. Paddy's Day. Get your green for March 17th! Whether you're Irish or just pretending to be, you're sure to find the perfect t-shirt or gift here.
Shiver Me Shamrocks Aarrgh! Shiver Me Shamrocks! Celebrate St. Patrick's Day as a pirate this year with this green skull and crossbones t-shirt and gift design. |
Irish Beer Drinking Champion Meet the Irish Beer Drinking Champion! This funny Irish t-shirt and gift design is perfect for any Irishman or Irishwoman who loves beer. |
Kiss Me! I'm Pretending to be Irish Not everyone can be Irish. If you want some kisses this St. Patrick's Day, then you're going to at least have to pretend! Kiss me! I'm pretending to be Irish. |
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I Didn't Wear Green. Pinch Me! 2 Our favorite funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt! I didn't wear green. Now pinch my ass! This one's bright blue, but we also have another version in a more "modest" black. |
St. Paddy's Law of Gravity This isn't Newton's Law of Gravity; it's St. Paddy's! What goes DOWN (beer) comes back UP (toilet). If you plan on drinking enough to get sick this St. Patrick's Day, then this is the t-shirt for you. |
Drink Up Bitches Drink up bitches! If you're ready for a celebration this St. Patrick's Day, then we've got the perfect t-shirt and gift design for you. Irish or not, everyone needs a little green for St. Pat's. |
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Drink Up Bitches (Vintage) Drink up Bitches! This St. Patrick's Day drinking t-shirt and gift design features a distressed finish and four leaf clover with a vintage look. |
Thirsty, Thirsty Hippo Thirsty for beer this St. Patrick's Day? This hippo's not hungry, he's just thirsty. A funny pop culture reference that's perfect for any social drinker. |
Thirsty, Thirsty Hippo (Vintage) A vintage look for a funny vintage pop culture reference. Our hippo isn't hungry, he's thirsty! Great for St. Patrick's Day or any drinking day. |
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This is My Green. Don't Pinch Me! Feeling a little sassy this St. Patrick's Day? If you don't appreciate the "get pinched if you don't wear green rule", then just slip on one of our, "This is My Green" t-shirts or buttons. |
Erin Go Bra-Less The Irish phrase "Erin Go Bragh" means Ireland Forever. We changed it to "Erin Go Bra-Less" with lots of green and shamrocks to make it the perfect funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design. |
It Wasn't Me, It Was the Leprechaun It wasn't me, it was the leprechaun! If you're looking for someone else to blame your bad behavior on this St. Patrick's Day, then we've got the perfect t-shirt and gift design for you. |
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Kiss Me, I'm Irish! Shamrock This green Kiss Me, I'm Irish t-shirt and gift design also faetures a shamrock. Perfect for Saint Patrick's Day! |
I'm Irish, DON'T Kiss Me! I'm Irish, but if you kiss me I'll kick you in the nuts! Because not everyone is comfortable with St. Patrick's Day PDA's. |
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Green Beer: The Drink of Champions Green Beer: The Drink of Champions this St. Patrick's Day! This funny St. Pat's t-shirt and gift design features a beer can with a green shamrock on it. |
If You Can Read This... If you can read this, please flip me back over! A funny t-shirt and gift design that's great for any beer drinker this St. Patrick's Day. |
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World's Tallest Leprechaun World's tallest leprechaun! True, it doesn't take much to be taller than a leprechaun, but it's still an achievement. Sounds like a good excuse for a drink this St. Patrick's day! |
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I Love (Heart Shamrock) Beer If you love beer, then you love St. Patrick's Day! We used a green shamrock instead of a heart in this funny, "I Love Beer" Saint Paddy's Day t-shirt design. |
St. Patrick's Day Snake in My Pants Crude but funny, this St. Patrick's Day Snake T-Shirt and gift design is perfect for any brave and naughty folks celebrating St. Paddy. |
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I am Not a Drunk! This is our favorite funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design! That's Richard Nixon's face ("I am Not a Crook" speech fame) on the green shamrock. It says, "I am Not a Drunk!" instead. |
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Luck of the Irish and Shit Luck of the Irish and all that shit. This t-shirt and gift design features shamrocks and a horseshoe. All the luck and laughs you need this St. Patrick's Day! |
It Ain't Easy Peein' Green Been drinking way too much green beer this St. Paddy's Day? Chances are you'll be peeing green before too long! Celebrate St. Patrick's Day in style with this funny t-shirt design. |
I'll Stop When I'm Peeing Green! This funny Saint Patrick's Day t-shirt design features a stein of green beer and says, "I'll stop drinking when I start peeing green!" |
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Can't Remember Last St. Patrick's Day... If St. Patrick's Day was so wild last year that you can't even remember it, then you know you had a good time. |
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I Can Has Green Beer? Lolcat This funny St. Patrick's Day design features a cute cat trying to get some green beer. A lolcat follows the internet phenomenon of using cat pictures and adding funny captions to them. |
No Green- Pinch My Ass! I didn't wear green. Now pinch my ass! Some people wear green to avoid pinches on St. Patrick's Day. Some people avoid green so they CAN get some pinches... |
Designated Driver AKA: Poor Bastard Every St. Patrick's Day party needs a designated driver. Poor bastard! This funny t-shirt design features a bottle of alcohol with the "no" symbol around it. |
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I'd Tap That Beer Keg I'd tap that! If you love beer straight from the keg, then this Saint Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design is for you. Featuring a green shamrock right on the keg. |
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I'm Here! The Party Can Begin. I'm here! Now the party can start. If you plan to be the life of the party this St. Patrick's Day, then this is the t-shirt design for you! Everyone knows green leprechauns have the most fun. |
Kiss Me, I'm Irish! What's Saint Patrick's Day without the standard, "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!" design in bright green? |
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Kiss Me, I'm Drunk Not everyone can be Irish, but everyone can get drunk! This funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt design says, "Kiss Me, I'm Drunk" and features shamrocks and a stein full of green beer. |
Hooligan This distressed look green Hooligan t-shirt and gift design is perfect for St. Patrick's Day. |
Hooligan 2 Plan on being a troublemaker this St. Patrick's Day? This green "Hooligan" t-shirt and gift design is sure to get your point across. |
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Green Boot Up Your Ass It's a holiday (St Patricks Day), so the boot I'll be shoving up your ass today will be green. |
A Little Irish (man) in You! Don't you wish you had a little Irish in you? This crude little leprechaun is definitely hitting on you. |
Does this Shamrock Make My Butt Look Big? Worried that all that green you're wearing this St. Patrick's Day will make your butt look big? You're not alone. Our leprechaun is concerned too. |
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Irish Moustache Rides Five Cents! We took our popular "Moustache Rides" rude and crude t-shirt design and gave it a special Irish twist for St. Patrick's Day. This vintage-look funny design says, "Irish Moustache Rides Five Cents". |
Beer and a Big Shillelagh! Nothing's better than a beer and a big shillelagh! This happy leprechaun knows what matters most this Saint Patrick's Day. |
Just Turned 21! It's my first St. Patrick's Day! Well, it's the first one that counts anyway! Perfect for anyone turning twenty one before Saint Patrick's Day this year. |
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Kiss My Blarney Stone! Like a nice way to tell someone to kiss your assets this St. Patrick's Day? This funny little leprechaun t-shirt design says, "Kiss My Blarney Stone!" |
Feck off, you Feckin' Feck! Feck feck feck. It sounds so much cleaner with an Irish accent! This funny St Patricks Day t-shirt and gift design features a green shamrock and lots of fecking. |
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs! Know someone with an impressive Shillelagh? Show it off with this advertisement for St. Paddy's Shillelaghs! Find the thickest sticks with the biggest knobs. Just perfect for whacking! |
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St. Paddy's Shillelaghs (Distressed) We've given our St. Paddy's Shillelaghs t-shirt and Gift design a vintage and worn look. It's the perfect funny and naughty St Patricks Day shirt! |
St. Paddy's Shillelaghs (Wooden) Looking for a good thick Shillelagh? You've come to the right place! This St. Paddy's Shillelaghs design features a wooden and worn look. |
There's a Snake in My Pants! St. Patrick didn't get rid of all of the snakes. I just found one in my pants! This naughty adult Saint Patrick's Day t-shirt and gift design is a funny way to celebrate St. Paddy's Day. |
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Cheers! Cheers! St. Patrick's Day is always a celebration. Raise your glasses and make a toast to all things green, Irish, and wonderful with this t-shirt and gift design. |
It Doesn't Get Any Better! Party hardy this St. Pat's Day with this beer keg t-shirt and gift design featuring a green shamrock clover. It doesn't get better than this! |
Irish for the Day Want to be Irish this St. Patrick's Day? Here's your "Irish for the Day" pass. Now you can cash in on all of those "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!" smooches! |
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Kiss Me, I'm Irish Tonight! Kiss me, I'm Irish tonight! If you're looking for some St. Pat's Day kisses, but you're not Irish, just wear this "I'm Irish Tonight" St. Patrick's Day t-shirt and start collecting smooches. |
Vintage Happy St. Patrick's Day Get your green with this shamrock and banner "Happy St. Patrick's Day" t-shirt and gift design. |
Shhh... I'm Not Irish! Wish you were Irish this St. Paddy's Day? Just wear this t-shirt and maybe you'll get away with it! If not, you'll at least get a laugh or two. And maybe some free green beer. |
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Four Leaf Clover Leprechaun This little leprechaun dressed in green is popping out of a four leaf clover to wave at you. He's a little creepy and funny, so have fun scaring the drunk folks on St. Patrick's Day! |
I'll Stop Drinking When You Look Good I'll stop drinking when you start looking attractive. Of course, that could take a few weeks! Celebrate St. Paddy and be insulting at the same time. What more could you ask for? |
Kiss Me, I'm Pretending to be Irish! 2 Kiss me, I'm pretending to be Irish! Because everyone wants to enjoy a good kiss on Saint Paddy's Day. |
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St. Paddy's Day- Let the Games Begin! Let the games begin! You can't go wrong with green shamrocks and beer. |
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I've Got Your Pot of Gold Think highly of yourself? This St. Paddy's Day t-shirt design features a pot of gold and an arrow pointing "down there". |
Pot of Gold in My Pants Looking for gold? You'll find it in my pants! Follow the rainbow to the pot of gold this St. Paddy's Day. You'll be delighted with what you find. |
My Dick is Dublin Only for the crudest of St. Patrick's Day party animals! This hilarious design is full of sexual innuendo and attitude. |
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Shake Your Shamrocks! Shake Your Shamrocks this St. Patrick's Day with this funny t-shirt design featuring bright green shamrocks. |
Green Happy St. Patrick's Day Say "Happy St. Patrick's Day" with a plain and simple bright green design. |
Happy St. Patrick's Day Green Shamrocks Happy St. Patrick's Day! Make sure you have plenty of green this March with lots of shamrocks on your t-shirt. |
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Happy St. Patrick's Day Cheers Cheers! Drink up this St. Patrick's Day (and be sure to wear our "Happy St. Patrick's Day" t-shirt when you do!). |
Happy Drunken St. Patrick's Day Like to drink too much beer on St. Patrick's Day? You're not alone! Nothing says Saint Paddy's like passing out and green barf. Happy Saint Patrick's Day! |
Happy St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun This "Happy St. Patrick's Day" t-shirt design features a leprechaun smoking a pipe. |
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St. Patrick's Day Makes Me Horny St. Patrick's Day get you excited? It sure does something for this funny little green shamrock with horns! |
Irish Eyes are Smiling and Killing You Irish eyes are smiling- because they're planning to kill you! A funny St. Patrick's Day Irish t-shirt design that's hilarious whether you're Irish or not. |
Drink Up Bitches! It's St. Paddy's Day! If you plan on drinking any alcohol this St. Paddy's day, then this funny green t-shirt design is for you! Drink up! |
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Plaid Shamrock This plaid shamrock placed on green and yellow is perfect for celebrating Irish heritage any day of the year. |
They're After Me Lucky Charms! Run little green leprechaun! They're after your lucky charms! A funny pop culture reference great for St. Patrick's Day or any day. |
Getting Lucky with Your Mom We figure St. Patrick's Day is all about shamrocks and luck. Why not factor getting lucky in there? Best of all, it's with your friend's mom! Insulting, rude, crude, and FUNNY. |
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St. Paddy's Day It's St. Paddy's Day! This traditional and elegant design features an Irishman ready to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. |
St. Patrick's Day Pimp Everyone loves St. Patrick's Day. If you plan to be the St. Paddy's Day pimp of the party this year, then this sassy leprechaun wearing green is all you need! |
I Shit Rainbows! And I'm Drunk... Get your green this St. Paddy's day with this funny leprechaun and rainbow design. |
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I've Got a Surprise in My Sack This naughty green leprechaun has a surprise in his sack for you. We're guessing it's not gold. A funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt design perfect to wear this March 17th. |
Best St. Patrick's Day Ever! Let loose this St. Patrick's Day and make sure it's the best ever! Featuring a very happy drunk, lots of bottles, and plenty of green to go around. |
Let's Get Ready to Stumble Let's get ready to stumble! Drink up this St Patricks Day and be ready to stumble home. |
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Shamrock Waving Irish Flags This happy shamrock is waving two green, white, and orange flags of Ireland. Show your Irish pride with this t-shirt and gift design. |
Irish Swoosh This Irish Swoosh design simply says, "Irish". Perfect for St. Patrick's Day partying or just to display your every day Irish pride. |
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IRISH This bold, green t-shirt and gift design says "Irish" and is great for showing off your Irish pride. |
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Eire Eire means Ireland. This Irish T-Shirt and gift celtic design features a four leaf clover for the "i" in Eire. A great way to show your love of all things Ireland for St. Patrick's Day or any day. |
Eire Go Bragh Eire go Bragh means "Ireland Forever". This Irish t-shirt and gift celtic design features a distressed finish and a four leaf clover shamrock for the "i" in Eire. Great for Saint Patrick's Day! |
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Irish Princess Proud of your Irish heritage? This Irish Princess t-shirt and gift design is perfect for any Irish woman who wants to show her princess status. |
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I'm Lucky- My Girlfriend's Irish If you're one of the chosen few lucky enough to have an Irish girlfriend, then this funny green shamrock t-shirt and gift design is for you. |
I'm Lucky My Boyfriend's Irish! I'm lucky- my boyfriend's Irish! If you're among the lucky, then this funny Irish pride t-shirt and gift design is for you. |
Flag of Ireland This design features the green, white, and orange flag of Ireland. Perfect for showing off your Irish pride. |
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I'm Lucky I Married an Irishman If you were lucky enough to marry an Irishman, then wear this funny Irish Pride t-shirt and gift design to remind yourself of your amazing luck. |
I'm Lucky I Married an Irishwoman If you were lucky enough to marry an Irishwoman, then this funny t-shirt and gift design is perfect for you. |
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I'm So Irish I Piss Green I'm so Irish I piss green! That's partly from the green beer, but if you're so filled with Irish pride that you're peeing green, then this funny St Patricks Day t-shirt and gift design is for you. |
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So Irish I Shit Shamrocks I'm so Irish I shit shamrocks! If you're just full of Irish pride, then this is the perfect St Patricks Day t-shirt for you. A hilarious way to show you're proud to be Irish. |
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Irish-American Celebrate your Irish and American heritage and pride with this Irish-American t-shirt and gift design featuring flags representing the United States and Ireland. |
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Vintage Ireland Love Ireland? This t-shirt and gift design simply says, "Ireland" and is great for those with Irish pride or those who love to visit Ireland |
Erin Go Bragh What does Erin Go Bragh mean? Ireland forever, of course! If you love Ireland, then this green "Erin go Bragh" t-shirt and gift design is for you. |
Irish and Proud Irish and Proud? Let everyone know with this Irish Pride t-shirt and gift design featuring the green, white, and orange flag of Ireland. |
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Irish Proud to be Irish? Show your love of your Ireland and your heritage with this t-shirt and gift design that simply says, "Irish" in green. |
Bang Me, I'm Irish! Forget weak kisses this St. Patrick's Day! If you're looking for more, then this funny, "Bang Me, I'm Irish!" t-shirt and gift design is perfect for you. |
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Ireland Shamrock This bright green shamrock features a map of Ireland. Great for St. Patrick's Day or any day you'd like to show off some Irish pride. |
Lucky Four Leaf Clover This lovely shamrock four leaf clover design is great for those looking for something pretty and green to wear for Saint Patrick's Day. |
100% Irish Woman You can't beat gorgeous AND one hundred percent Irish! Great for Saint Patrick's Day or any day you want to show off your Irish pride. |
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Irish American Show off your Irish-American heritage with this green shamrock flag t-shirt design. Great for St. Patrick's Day or any day you want to show your Irish pride. |
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