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Buy Rude T-Shirts, Crude Shirts, Insult T-Shirts & Gifts, Funny T-Shirts,Sexy Shirts, and much more! If you're looking for a rude, crude, and generally socially unacceptable gift, then you've come to the right place!

Nice Rack That's one nice rack you've got! Whether you're a hunter (of deer or OTHER things) or the hunted, this "Nice Rack" design is sure to get you attention.	Iamcrabbie & Abitch
Drink Up Bitches!	Bagel Bumper
Protect Your Nuts. This squirrel is warning you to Protect Your Nuts! He is holding a butcher knife and is ready to defend himself at all costs.	Squeeze My Limes
Cup of Shut the Hell Up! This is our newest favorite! This hilarious design features a steaming cup of smiling coffee with the phrase, "How about a nice big cup of shut the hell up?"	I Don't Speak Dumbass
Scissor Me Timbers Scissor me! Scissor me timbers! Gross, but pretty darn hilarious. You know you want to laugh! A funny pop culture reference that goes way beyond the bounds of decency.	I Don't Give a Rat's Ass Show 'em how you really feel with this funny, "I Don't Give a Rat's Ass" design. Featuring a rat leading around his very own pet donkey.
Open a Can of Whoop Ass Get your fresh can of Whoop Ass right here!	Shit Creek Paddles
I'm a Bitch, Just not yours	You Don't Look Fat
Master Baiter Are you great at what you do? This funny fisherman design is perfect for master baiters everywhere!	Not a Gynecologist...
Sure Thing	Idaho? No, YOU daho!
Junk in the Trunk Got some extra junk in the trunk? Our trunk is positively overflowing with junk.	Shit for Brains
Moustache Rides Five Cents	I Don't Speak Stupid
Cracker So simple, it doesn't even need to be spelled out! Our funny "Cracker" design is the perfect gift for the special Cracker in your life.	Asshole
Alphabet Soup Bitch Even your soup knows the truth! This funny design features a bowl of alphabet soup with the word "Bitch" spelled out in noodle letters.	I'm with Stupid
Sofa King Cute	Like Hot Apple Pie
Twelve Steps to Liquor Store My Twelve Step Program: Walk twelve steps to the nearest liquor store. Enjoy!	As Seen on Your Momma
As Seen On Your Boyfriend	As Seen On Your Girlfriend
Sure Happy It's Thursday!	Why Can't I Bust This Nut This poor squirrel is having a terrible time trying to bust a nut.
Micoxiflapen for Erectile Dysfunction Don't live with the shame and embarassment of erectile dysfunction. Treat it with doctor prescribed Micoxiflapen! This design looks like an actual ad, but read closely for a dirty little secret.	Fukitol for any Pain in the Ass Pain in the ass? Treat it today with Fukitol! The answer to all of your problems.
M is for Matches	Will Work for Beer
Dirty Detour Sorry, all other roads are closed. You'll have to follow the detour South...	My Foot Up Your Ass How about my foot up your ass?
Your Mom's Sex Tape Here's a copy of the sex tape I made with your mom! This rude design features an old school VHS tape and is a funny pop culture reference to all of those sex tapes floating around out there.	Innyourendo
Pull the Lever	Getting Hammered
I Ride the Short Bus Are you "special"? Anyone ever tell you that you should be wearing a helmet at all times? Perhaps our "I Ride the Short Bus" design is for you...	Pussy Wagon This might not be what people have in mind when they think, "Pussy Wagon"! Our pussy wagon has a cute little kitty cat in the front of a pink car.
Plays with Cocks (Badminton)	PITA (Pain in the Ass) Are you a proud PITA? Display your Pain in the Associty in our funny "PITA" design.
My Boot Up Your Ass	Nuttier than Squirrel Shit
Man on Toilet is High on Pot Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.	Bumble Bee Beeotch
Sex Sells!	This Blows Hair Dryer Retro
FART Who needs fart jokes when you can get the real thing right here?	Uncle Sam says, You Suck!
B is for Beer (vintage)	Vagitarian No folks, this does NOT say Vegitarian. It says, Vagitarian, and that's an entire different breed altogether! Because we all like to eat different things...
Tastes Like Chicken	Chickenshit
Not as Think as You Drunk I'm not as think as you drunk I am!	Anyone Need a Tea Bag? Hey, if you don't know what this means, WE'RE certainly not going to tell you!
Eye Screw (I Screw)	Cock Sucker
Completely Hammered	Explosive Ass Our "Beware, Explosive Ass" design is for those with blowout problems. Gas, anyone?
Enter to Win Only you would take a common contest phrase like "Enter to Win" and turn it into something naughty. We're ashamed of you!	Touch My Magic Wand It's a Magic Show! Prepare to be thrilled and amazed. All you have to do is touch my magic wand...
I Donate to Charity (Strippers)	I'm Sofa King Cool
Happy to Help You I'd be happy to help you. Just show me where you came in!	Have a Crappie Day
Lit Tampon Fuse Know any ladies with nasty tempers? This funny "Who Lit the Fuse on Your Tampon?" design will remind them that it's better to laugh than snarl.	Ball Juggler
Teabag	What Fresh Hell is This?
Your Problem	Don't Lose Your Weiner!
Farters don't Cut & Run	Facelift
Talent & Vision	Hell Raiser
You with a Personality	You Remind Me of Myself
Pick One:	All You Can Eat
Duct Tape	Pirate Booty Call
Got Balls?	You say "Bitch"...
I Can See Your Point	Nice Rack (Pool)
Too Many Freaks	Stupidity isn't a Crime
Not the boss, but...	Is the Cup Half Empty or Full?
Get off the Phone & Drive!	Look at my Eyes!
Proud FBI!	Mr. Right Now This design is available in PINK or BLACK
Miss Right Now This design is available in BLACK or RED	B is for Biatch
Nipple Rings	Trailer Trash
Laguna Bitch	Sixty-Nine (69)
Hell No!	Nice Nuts
My Other Ride is Your Mama	Your Parents are Cousins
Gas Station	Bitchy
You're a Total Bitch	Hand Signals
My Kid Sells Drugs to Yours	Captain Save a Ho
Don't Mess with Me!	My Nuts
VIP (Very Important Penis)	A Surprise will Appear...
You should see my Ass!	People Person
You Suck	Beached Whale Alert
Quite a Pair	Stinky Tail
Ask Me About My Weiner	Booty Hunter
Ride Me (saddle) Too bad we don't have anything that'll fit your horse. You'll have to settle for showing off this "Ride Me" design yourself. Perfect for perverts everywhere!	I Need a Good Screw
Breathe if You're Horny	Spicy Taco
Sugar Tits