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IndianaWhere white kids still play basketball. |
ConnecticutHiding the poor people in the back since 1686. |
ArizonaCome see our disturbingly tan old people! |
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OhioSorry about the smell. We're working on it. |
OklahomaOK! *Unless you're gay, Jewish, black, Muslim... |
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NevadaWhores. Booze. Gambling. Do we really need to advertise? |
TennesseeDon't make me take off my Bible Belt. |
OregonBehold, my huge, throbbing Oregon |
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MississippiI'm from Mississippi. Can you please read my shirt to me? |
IowaCome to Iowa... and lose your will to live! |
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KansasIt's flat, but it gives good head. |
New MexicoNot as fun as real Mexico, but at least we use deodorant. |
TexasEverything's BIGGER in Texas (except my freakishly small penis) |
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AlaskaMasturbation Capital of the World! |
MissouriPlease, put me out of my Missouri! |
VermontVermont welcomes ugly lesbians! |
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Wyoming...or just a rectangle? Who gives a shit? |
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MontanaNow with 10% less black people! |
ArkansasThe state from the people who brought you fried pork! |
Utah73% Mormon, 100% Sexy! |
MichiganThe hideous growth on the forehead of America. |
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MarylandCome for the crabs; stay for the pubic lice. |
MaineIf anyone asks, we're part of Canada. |
LouisianaI went to Louisiana and all I got were these stupid herpes. |
KentuckyAmerica's #1 destination for hillbilly rape! |
IdahoHi there! Want a potato? Wait. Stop. Where are you going? |
HawaiiWawau Malihini! (Fuck you, Tourist) |
Delaware2,490 square miles. Suck it, Rhode Island. |
MinnesotaMove to Minnesota... and you'll be the skinniest one here! |
