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CHOCOLATE CAKEDAD IS GREAT. HE GIVE US THE CHOCOLATE CAKE. T-shirts and other sweet gifts. |
COMUNITY COLLEGECommunity College t-shirts, hats, bumper stickers and more. No spell check needed. Comunity. |
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CIRCUS FREAKCircus Freak tee shirt and other crazy sideshow souvenirs. |
DO NOT DISTURBDo not disturb sign on a tee shirt and other gifts for the weary traveller. |
FLOPPY DISKOld school floppy disk tee shirt and other computing gifts for computer geeks. |
Home JamesLimousine tee shirts and gifts. Home James. |
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GremlinThe 1970 1/2 Gremlin from AMC is vintage ugly American classic car. Collectors will love these automotive t-shirts, bumper stickers, hats and other collectible gifts. |
Please pardon my appearanceTee shirts and gifts that apologize for not looking your absolute fabulous best. Please pardon my appearance. |
WWCDWhat would cheeses do? |
Chicken SushiChicken sushi with sundried mayonnaise. Eat dangerously. Humorous tee shirts and gifts for daring eaters. |
Bow chicka wow wowGuitar lick music on a tee shirt, hat, bumper sticker, button and other unique gifts. |
Texas State FlagLone Star State of Texas flag on tee shirts and other fine gifts. |
Asparagus pee humorAsparagus makes your pee smell funny. Just a practical joke from mother nature. She has a sick sense of humor. Pee-odorant t-shirts, sweatshirts and other silly gifts. |
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGASWhat happens in Vegas stays in your bloodstream. Tee shirt, sticker and other gifts to buy before you lost your wages. |
AD MANTrust me, I'm an ad man Tee Shirts and other fine gifts brought to you by Madison Avenue. |
Bedpan HumorT-shirts and other absurd gifts that combine stand-up comedy, hospitals and potty humor. |
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French fries are the devilT-shirts that celebrate deep fried evil potatoes soaked in partially hydrogenated oil and loaded with trans fatty acids. And yet oh so delicious. Great gift items. |
He's with StupidT-Shirts that put a new self deprecating twist on the classic I'm with Stupid t-shirts. |
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SWEETSMmmm. Doughnuts. Donuts. T-shirts, coffee mugs and other sweet gifts. |
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Albinos are bright peopleNot all albinos are evil like in the movies such as Foul Play with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase and The DaVinci Code starring Tom Hanks and directed by Ron Howard. |
ComboverT shirts, sweatshirts, buttons and other unique funny gifts dedicated to mocking the combover. Comb over. Get a crew cut. Shave your head. Maintain your dignity. |
Lottery humorLottery. It's like tax for stupid people. Hey, you never win. The rich get richer and the poor buy scratch off tickets. Fun lotto t-shirts and other winning gifts. |
e=MC2Einstein theory of relativity. e =MC2. Whatever that means. |
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Random T-shirtRandom t-shirt, random hat, random button. Ironic t-shirts and gifts that are totally random. |
Bi Polar Bear ClubIf you like swimming in the freezing cold water of the ocean then you must be crazy. Perhaps you suffer from bi polar disorder. And if you're a polar bear then you're in the bi polar bear club. |
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ToastToast tee shirts and other random gifts that are better than butter. |
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COOTIE SHOTSCootie shots not covered by your HMO? Well get your protest tee shirts and gifts here. |
Soda ShopSoda Shop has vintage style retro tee shirts and gifts with bottle cap design. Soda Pop and Soda Jerk. |
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Taipei PersonalityIf you are a workaholic, then you have a type a personality. If you like to kick back, relax, or perhaps travel to the far east, then perhaps you have a Taipei personality. |
American FlagUnited States of America flag on a tee shirt and other patriotic gifts. |
New and improved MexicoNew Mexico. Quite an improvement over the old Mexico. It's New and improved Mexico. North of the border. |
NachosHey that's nacho cheese. It's mine. Convenience store delicacy on t shirts and other cheesy gifts. |
TwisterClassic board game retro design T-shirts and unique gifts. |
1975 ChampPlaygroung game. Kill the guy with the ball. aka Saloogee. Saloojee. Not sure how to spell it. Basically it is Keepaway. Played with a dodgeball which is really a rubber playground ball. |
Don't Tase Me BroClassic internet quote on a tee shirt, hat, bumper sticker and other gifts from the world wide web |
I'm partially hydrogenatedBeware of trans fatty acids. Trans fats are bad for your heart. Partially hydrogenated oils can be found in lots of junk food like fast food french fries and cake frosting. |
MONEYTHIS BREAD WON'T GO STALE. Tee shirts and other gifts that are so money. |
I love camel toeRead my lips. This is where you can buy t shirts and other fun gifts with the I heart camel toe design. |
Balls cried the queenOld expression of feminism or just vintage retro t shirt irony. Balls cried the Queen. If I had them I'd be King. |
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NO TIME 2 SPAREBowling tee shirt and other gifts that'll strike up a friendship. |
Indian ChiefClassic Tee Shirt featuring Indian Chief Head. And other fine gifts for not a lot of wampum. |
SmileyHave a nice day in disguise. Groucho style nose, glasses and moustache make this a very funny happy face. |
Oh no you di-int!You di-int just go there. Hip hop chicks who like to sound like Rosie Perez will love this stuff. Otherwise forget you! |
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UNION JACKUnion Jack t-shirts, buttons, and other British gifts. |