WELCOME TO OUR STORE, HUMANS! TEE HEE! --Pip
Like my crazy Pip just said, thank you for coming to our online store, humans! Pip and me, we like gifts, and you probably do too. You can buy gifts here that we ourselves helped design and give them to yourself and others! --Teddy

DO NOT IGNORE OUR STORE, HUMANS! PIP AND HIS TEDDY ARE BIG SHOT DESIGNERS NOW! TEE HEE! --Pip

Small Pellet Bowl $21.99	Large Pellet Bowl $24.99	Small Pet Bowl $21.99
Large Hay Bowl $24.99	Tap Water Bottle $19.99	Tap Water Bottle 1.0L $29.99
Tap Water Bottle 0.6L $26.99	Kid's Tap Water Bottle $12.99	Drinking Glass $10.99
A Tale of Two Guinea Pigs Case $24.99	Sell Phone Case $24.99	iPhone 3G Hard Case $24.99
Economics Wallet $30.99	Mom Jane Is No Good! $20.99	Boss of the Guinea Pigs T-Shirt $24.99
Boss of the Guinea Pigs $14.99	Boss of the Guinea Pigs $21.99	Night Before Christmas Pet Stocking $17.99
Baby Christmas Hat $15.99