If you've ever worked in retail or as waitstaff, you've heard the adage "the customer is always right". What a crock!

Anyone who says that has never worked in tech support - or they'd know that the customer is usually STUPID and WRONG.

If you're tired of being downtrodden by customers, let the shirts and mugs and stuff here speak for you ... especially when you haven't gotten that first cup of crappy office coffee yet.

New Designs! If you haven't been here in a while, scroll on down for some neat new designs.

customers != right	customer == stupid Customer == stupid swag	if coffee == good if (coffee == good) support(computers);
Holiday Cards Because people like cards at holiday time. Not sure why, but hey, these are funny.	I hate people like you	Blame the Stupid
LOLGEEKS Poor grammar + tshirts = funneh	I read fluent typo You still won't fix their computer, but at least you can read the garbled cries for help ...	Just fix it already!
Stuff That Doesn't Belong These things are not like the others. They're not actually tech support related. If people start buying them, they'll get their own premium store.	Tech Support Nation Show some solidarity! Power to the peons!	I abuse the Internet Abuse, abuse, the Internet begs for abuse ...
Honor Students Replace them all with small scripts.	Bit Torrent There I was, out on the Internet, when this software just fell off the back of a truck ...