Welcome!
Welcome to my new online store! Thanks to CafePress.com, I am now selling a number of products with unique graphics on them. Please feel free to browse my store and buy anything you like!
Mr. "It Works On My Computer" Guy This is the programmer who only tests one use-case on his beefy, developer box running as local Administrator and prounounces his creation good. I can almost hear this; "Ship it! Ship it good!" ;) |
Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy This guy, known as Complicatus Maximus, will always find the most complicated architecture to throw at a problem. If he has even heard an Acronym, it will make it into the application guaranteed. If n |
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Mr. "Ruby Can Do Anything Faster than .NET" Guy This guy is leading the Ruby on Rails Bandwagon. He believes that an app that can be written in .NET in 5 years can be written in Ruby in 1 day. |
Mr. "That Feature Has Been in Java for Years" Guy This hero is hardcore Java to the end. If you mention a feature of any developent tool, his answer will always be "That Feature has been in Java for Years". You can even make up fake new features. |
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Mr. "I Can Write My Own Version of ASP.NET Better Mr. "I Can Write My Own Version of ASP.NET Better Than Microsoft" Guy. This is the guy who always has his own "better" version of functionality that exists in .NET. |
Mr. "Select * From Table examples" Guy Mr "Select * from Table examples" Guy always jumps on the cutting edge technologies and creates the simplest possible example for us, the"Select * from table" example. |
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Mr. "I Broke The Build" Guy This is the guy that always breaks the build and then acts clueless when confronted. |
Mr. "I got an Error" Guy This is the guy who submits questions in online forums or newgroups and supplies little or no code and simply says "I got an error". |
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Mr "AJAX Should be called XMLHTTP" Guy This guy is angry that AJAX is incredibly popular and XMLHTTP was only use by a few. He feels that AJAX is really just a new name for XMLHTTP. |
Mr. "I Wrote My Own O/R" Guy Sure there's about a ZILLION O/R mappers out there today, but you your own 20,000 line O/R mapper completely from scratch because... YOU CAN! |
