Tease-Shirts : ALIEN ENCOUNTERS SECTION

Take a little trip, take a little trip, take a little trip with me.

Creature of the Night And who isn't? Really? Now, really...	Who's Your Daddy? Alien Don't bother with DNA tests: they never touch the stuff...	Incurable Coaster Might as well admit it: you're addicted to things that go "boomp" in the night...
Long Haul Alien Let's talk "long haul"...	Abductee Alien abductees of the world, unite! (No, don't all try to get into one t-shirt; just get yourself one and join the club!)	Alien Encounters Your basic Grey alien with the billious green "ALIEN ENCOUNTERS" logo. Goes anywhere, even to Arcturus...
Reptalien If there's anything worse than a Grey, it's got to be one with scales...	Pod Person Time to come out of your shell and let the world know that your kind don't grow on trees...	Nashvalien First there were Nashville Cats, now this! Wear one of these to the next NASCAR event and let them try to figure out what got into their beer. (Session players play better in one of these.)
Australien Put another abductee on the barbie, mate!	Probe, my ass! Just what are these aliens looking for, anyway?	Guardian Alien Your own little Guardian Alien may not even be holier than thou, but we all can use a little help from our friends. [SUNG] Someone to watch over me...
Rastafalien Let's get together and feel all right.	Coast Ghost A haunting t-shirt for inveterate insomniacs. Works better if you have a body...	What Alien? Aliens? What, are you paranoid or something? Clearly there are no aliens anywhere around.
Alien On Board We didn't even know UFOs had back seats...