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Attention Deficit Therapy With none of the terrible drug side effects. Well, except possibly addiction... |
My IQ is bigger Girls: deliver a pointed message about endowment and values. Go on, get it off your chest. And if you can read it, you're qualified to wear it--no matter what size you are! |
Eye Chart T-Shirt Watch them go cross-eyed trying not to read the front of your body! Click to read it... |
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"My other t-shirt is WET" Hm. Must be laundry day if you're wearing that shirt. Or are you just glad to see me? |
Naughty-Night Apparel Here's a new twist on the old bed-time wish in a beautiful Victorian sampler heart style. Makes great sleepwear... |
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Squeeze Toy A squeeze tease that's sure to send the humorless rushing to find their picket signs. That's okay: less competition... |
Double Feature Nothing like a good ol' double feature! Some features are better than other features, but any feature is better than no feature, and... Get the popcorn. |
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"National Endowment for the Support..." "...of Tangent and Concentric Circles." Don't be a boob: show the world you're well-rounded in these shirts... |
MKUFCE Blocks Well, we just can't make any sense out of it. If you do, please don't let us know about it. And don't wear it to the PTA meeting, just in case... |
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Pacifier--Will this do? Are those guys who stare that way all really just big babies? Well, if they didn't stare before they will now. Looks absolutely great with jeans... |
Heart-Turn Me Over T-Shirts For those days when you don't know which end is up. Or want to start a wrestling match... |
Heart-Fragile T-Shirts & Undies You label your china when movers are handling it, don't you? Let the lugs know a heart can be broken, too... |
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Heart-Lie Down T-Shirts & Sleepwear This beautiful opalescent glass heart might be seen by some as an invitation. Depends on how you look at it... |
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"To Open" T-Shirts & Underwear Everybody's favorite milk carton instruction now can be your very own! |
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"Open Other End" T-Shirts Now you can embody all the mystery and allure of America's favorite movie mint candy. |
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"Shut up. Kiss me." T-Shirts & Gifts When you're tired of all the talk, get it off your chest. Or is that on your chest? Whatever. Wear the shirt... |
Kisses: "What?" T-Shirts What happened to the innocent days of "lipstick on your collar"? Put your money where a mouth's been... |
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"Busy hands are happy hands!" Shirts Looks like somebody's hands have been busy, all right, and no doubt happy. Wear the shirt... |
Which Way? Or Which One... Swing both ways? Look both ways? Look somewhere else? Aiiiiiieeee! Well, if you got 'em... |
One Way Shirts & Gifts If you don't have one of these t-shirts, you've obviously taken a wrong turn in life... |
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"Danger: Vacillating Scruples" Shirts Should hard-hats be required? Maybe they'll ask. Wear the shirt... |
"Danger: Undulating Prurience" Shirts Go ahead and make some waves: you're wearing the snug little warning label... |
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"Danger: Concupiscent Ideation" Shirts That's easy for you to say! Just don't get any funny ideas in your head while wearing it... |
"No Ogling" Shirts Lay down the law right where it counts. (And, please, do not don this casual wear just to be ogled)... |
Heavenly Body T-Shirts Say it right up front. Run rings around the rest with an out-of-this-world fashion statement... |
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Sinful - and proud of it. Part of our endless quest for truth in advertising. In an oversized T-shirt, it makes great sleepwear...if you can just keep your shirt on. |
Scandalous - and proud of it. Shocking! Unspeakable! Wonderful! Wear these simply scandalous t-shirts and underthings. You'll be proud of it... |
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Militant Cuddler Put the roll-over-and-go-sleep type on official notice. Wear the shirt--to bed! Makes great sleepwear... |
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"Enriched Buns" T-Shirts and Undies If baby got back that's no small wonder, it won't cost a lot of bread to dress it up right. This is the shirt... |
