Welcome!
Welcome to TDBR! (That stands for Tie-Dyed Brain Rays, which are the best kind of brain rays to have, believe you me!) Thanks to CafePress.com, I am now selling a number of products with unique graphics on them. Please feel free to browse my store and buy anything you like!
I've been told that I'm an eccentric. I've been called a dreamer, and it's true-- I day-dream my way through the world like Walter Mitty. In my reality Vigilant agents from a secret government bureau scan the skies for pernicious alien invaders who may already walk among us. Towns smaller than Gotham and Metropolis are protected by members of the minor leagues of the heroing circut with such names as @ Man and VOLTaire, the Electric Philosopher. In my off-kilter world one can be an alum of the prestigious Flying Monkey Academy or reflect the rank of Minion 2nd Class.
I try to give each section a little back-story, a little tongue-in-cheek humor and an imaginative design. I hope you guys have as much fun wearing this stuff as I have making it.
This shop is under constant construction and revision. Check back often for new products and designs. Remember, what you see is what you get, so if a graphic is the wrong size, orientation, or just looks funny (and not in a ha-ha way)-- please contact me BEFORE you order and I'll correct it.
Deadliest Primate Pick your allegiance: Monkey Taliban vs. the International Monkey Defense Force... Ape shall kill ape, on the next Deadliest Primate! |
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League of Adequate Heroes Not everybody gets to work in Gotham City or Metropolis. Some heroes fight crime and serve the citizens in places like Blandsville and Fort Skankton, and they're proud-- darn proud to do it! |
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League of Adequate Heroes 3D Not everybody gets to work in Gotham City or Metropolis. Some heroes fight crime and serve the citizens in places like Blandsville and Fort Skankton, and they're proud-- darn proud to do it! |
Superior Robotics And Machinery Superior Robotics And Machinery-- a secret front organization for a cadre of evil alien invaders bent on conquest of the Earth and the destruction of humanity. |
OETA Seal The official seal of the government's most top secret agency. The truth may be out there, but they'll never find it with you in charge of the cover up! Make sure they respect your authority. |
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Flying Monkey Academy Show your cadet pride with this official emblem of one of the world's elite fighting forces. Chimper Fi! |
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Monkeys With Guns Whether you are progressive in your stance on animal rights, or just a chaotic thinker who likes the idea of capuchins running loose with AK-47's, you'll love the Monkeys With Guns Rondel. |
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More Monkeys With Guns More Monkeys With Guns. Whose Side will you be on when the monkey revolution comes? |
Talk radio I work in talk radio and as a host I know the power of the microphone. Every show and every call is like juggling a live grenade. Sometimes they pull the pin, sometimes you pull it yourself. |
Greetings From Iran! Greetings from Iran! As President Ahmadinejad drops in unexpectedly. He's Da Bomb! And you'll have a blast with this Dr. Strangelove take on current events. |
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Kim Jong Illin' You chillin? I'm Kim Jong Illin'! You'll be the premier of the party in official threads from the Missile Envy tour. |
Share Nuclear Power A hideous two-headed mutant maintains his optimism, despite the advanced lesson in atomic fission. Thanks Iran! Thanks North Korea! |
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Nuclear Pirates Show 'em that you're a nuclear pirate, not just an atomic playboy with this hip skull and crossbones. Let the world quake with terror at the awesome power of your T-shirts of mass destruction! |
Peace Thru Superior Firepower You want peace on Earth just as much as the next guy, and your just brimming over with good will toward men. But what do you do about all the war-mongering chuckle-heads running loose in the world? |
Nuclear Love Machine A favorite of international swinger Kim Jong Il, this design says that you've got enough uranium in your fuel rod to party all night, (but that your intentions are purely peaceful, of course.) |
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God Hates Higgs Bosons “Well, one could even almost say that we have a model for God.” It is their guess, he went on, “that He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.” -- Dr. Holger Bech Nielsen |
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Heart Power Button Heart-shaped power button shows the computer geek in your life just how to turn you on. |
You Turn Me On For geeks and techies of all flavors, a heart-shaped power button whose purpose is clearly labeled. |
Turn Me On Button Heart-shaped Turn Me On Button on an embossed metallic faceplate. Many T-shirts have heart circuitry on reverse side. |
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Clockwork Heart Unembellished Let that special someone know what makes you tick with this cool vintage Steampunk clockwork mechanical heart design for Valentine's Day or any day of the year. |
Clockwork Heart Fancy Gear up for love with this retro steampunk clockwork heart design. Same design as Clockwork Heart, but on a fancy background of incised bi-metal diamond plate. |
If I Only Had A Heart Remember, you have as much heart as anyone else. What you need is a testimonial. Let your benevolence show with a vintage Clockwork Heart straight from Oz to the Tinman in all of us. |
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If I Only Had A Heart (Fancy) Retro vintage mechanical heart recalls the Tin Woodman of Oz. If I only had a heart! |
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The Searchers The Internet is as wild and wide-open as the frontier. Into this untamed wilderness ride the Searchers... God only knows what they are hoping to find. |
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Big Cat Daddy of 1938 You're a tough guy, see...A Big Man... The Alpha Cat, and nobody better get in your way, or else. But scratch your chin and you flop over and purr like the pussycat you are! Ya big lug. |
BS Warning Never bullshit a bullshitter. Warn the world that you've got the gift of blarney, or let others know you aren't buying what they're selling. The perfect gift for the office blowhard. |
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Jolly Roger Strike fear into the hearts of scurvy lubbers when you sail into view flying the skull and cross-bones. |
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100% Texan Whether you are a native of the Lone Star State, or just got here as quick as you could, show the world you are a true Texan through and through. |
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Participation Prize There was a time when major awards like leg-lamps and peace prizes were given for actual accomplishments. Now you can get one just for showing up-- lest we damage your self esteem! |
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Blogma The Internet is such a crazy place. Bloggers are a breed unto themselves. Show the world that your geekiness extends to wild political rants and long descriptions of what you had for lunch. |
Trippy Cosmos The universe can be pretty strange. Define your place in it with unique items from our cosmic oddity collection. |
Victoria's Rose The softer side of TDBR. Pretty things to comfort and delight. Whatever you want to nurture, let it bloom with Victoria's rose. |
