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Millions of readers have discovered Ben Tripp's scathing political satire, and like it. Unabashedly pseudointellectual, ferocious and polemical, Tripp's work has influenced political humorists from syndicated columnists to radio talk jocks to a certain satirical cable news show that won't return his calls. Though some people throw around words like "classic" and "genius", Mr. Tripp prefers to keep his eye on the prize; world peace, communion among nations, equality and freedom for all peoples, and a bevy of brilliant, attractive, sexually depraved women waiting to offer him the spare bedroom in case his wife makes good on her threats to throw him out in the street if he doesn't get a decent income going. These products were all personally hand-designed by Mr. Tripp, who learned how to draw but cannot play the tuba.

BOLD SHIRTS!

BOLD SHIRTS!
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Terrorists Fear Pork

Terrorists Fear Pork
The beauty of raw meat in an assortment of useful forms for an assortment of uses.

The Other Red Meat

The Other Red Meat
Click here for a variety of useful goods pertinent to the subject of anthropophagy.
Shout out to Vajnalkya!
Shout out to Vajnalkya!
$17.99
Crawford, Texas tee
Crawford, Texas tee
$16.99
Little Zombie Fufu calendar print
Little Zombie Fufu calendar print
$4.49
 Ringer T COCKBURN'S COCKROACHES
Ringer T COCKBURN'S COCKROACHES
$16.99
White T-Shirt COCKBURN'S COCKROACHES
White T-Shirt COCKBURN'S COCKROACHES
$16.99
 Women's Tank Top COCKBURN'S COCKROACHES
Women's Tank Top COCKBURN'S COCKROACHES
$16.99
Grey 'All I got was this stupid government' shirt
Grey 'All I got was this stupid government' shirt
$19.99
I Voted For Kerry- And All I got--  Large Mug
I Voted For Kerry- And All I got-- Large Mug
$12.99
Blue States Secede! Sticker
Blue States Secede! Sticker
$3.69

"Red States Elected Him" sticker
$3.69
I Voted For Kerry sticker
I Voted For Kerry sticker
$3.69
'I Have No President' sticker
'I Have No President' sticker
$3.69
Red States Bumper Sticker
Red States Bumper Sticker
$3.69
Book of Revelations Bumper Sticker
Book of Revelations Bumper Sticker
$3.69
Wake Up and smell the coffins
Wake Up and smell the coffins
$3.69
'I want my country back' gray tee
'I want my country back' gray tee
$16.99
Large
Large "Evil Is As Evil Does" Poster
$17.99
NEW DESIGN: Evil Is As Evil Does
NEW DESIGN: Evil Is As Evil Does
$16.99
Large Zombie Fufu Mug
Large Zombie Fufu Mug
$12.99
Little Zombie Fufu Jersey
Little Zombie Fufu Jersey
$21.99
Little Zombie Fufu Journal
Little Zombie Fufu Journal
$10.49
WMD-MIA -but we found the oil!
WMD-MIA -but we found the oil!
$3.69
Start Paying Attention
Start Paying Attention
$3.69
SHOW YOUR OUTRAGE! Rich Procter sticker
SHOW YOUR OUTRAGE! Rich Procter sticker
$3.69
Bush Lied, Soldiers Died
Bush Lied, Soldiers Died
$3.69
As Seen On Conan O'Brien, apparently
As Seen On Conan O'Brien, apparently
$3.69
'I want my country back' BEST SELLER
'I want my country back' BEST SELLER
$3.69
WMD Bumper Sticker
WMD Bumper Sticker
$3.69
'OTHER' bumper sticker
'OTHER' bumper sticker
$3.69
Jesus bumper sticker
Jesus bumper sticker
$3.69
black driver bumper sticker
black driver bumper sticker
$3.69
Dropout sticker
Dropout sticker
$3.69
Jesus Mug
Jesus Mug
$12.99
HELLO!  My name is... Mug
HELLO! My name is... Mug
$12.99
HELLO!  My name is... polo shirt
HELLO! My name is... polo shirt
$18.99
War Is Fun Mug
War Is Fun Mug
$12.99
'OTHER' ceramic vessel with handle
'OTHER' ceramic vessel with handle
$12.99
Hello! my name is... shirt
Hello! my name is... shirt
$16.99
Infringe This!
Infringe This!
$3.49
Alternative 'Country of Origin' Sticker
Alternative 'Country of Origin' Sticker
$3.49
Country Back Mug
Country Back Mug
$12.99
McDOOMED Barbecue of BLOOD!
McDOOMED Barbecue of BLOOD!
$17.99
8 Prom Queen on Reefer postcards
8 Prom Queen on Reefer postcards
$6.49
Downer License Plate Frame
Downer License Plate Frame
$10.99
Torquemada Tote Bag
Torquemada Tote Bag
$14.99
Tarantula Bros. Messenger Bag
Tarantula Bros. Messenger Bag
$20.49
Tarantula Bros. Tote Bag
Tarantula Bros. Tote Bag
$14.99
TBros logo sticker
TBros logo sticker
$3.19



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